land yacht

A large piece of Detroit Iron or other road missile. Handles well with modifications.

"Oh, look, here comes Alberto in his giant land yacht Dodge."

by MoparAl383 January 2, 2006

land of nod

the point between being awake and being asleep, where you start to go to sleep, then catch your self, causing you to nod your head. when this happens over and over you are in the land of nod. it is really fun to watch someone while they are in the land of nod.

person 1: dude, look at that guy!
person 2: he is totally in the land of nod!

by elizabeth coy May 18, 2008

land of entrapment

Nickname for New Mexico, based on the state's moto the "Land of Enchantment." Not particular to any city or area within the state.

"Man, I thought I'd move away years ago but New Mexico is totally the Land of Entrapment."

by 505sula November 26, 2007

land clam

A mass of phlegm expelled from the esophagus onto a surface such as asphalt or concrete. It is the only non-shelled mollusk known to man.

While hacking outside Lincoln Center, Charles fathered a land clam on 65th Street

by Suburban Boy May 20, 2004

land lubbers

pirate talk for non-seafaring people
popular in movies

"Aargh, ye land lubbers no nerthin' 'bout the ways of de sea!"

by orangehatter November 12, 2004

Moon Landing

When two men (or women) are changing clothes in a locker room with their backs to eachother, and they bend over to pull down their pants at the same time by accident. This results in their asses touching eachother. Thus, a moon landing.

Brad and Billy are getting ready for football practice, and they both happen to pull down their pants at the same time.

Brad: "Woa dude! What the heck man?"
Billy: "What's wrong with you?"
Brad: "Your ass just touched mine!"
Billy: "Awe come on, you can't tell me this is your first moon landing."
Brad: "There's a name for it?"

by 7-String April 5, 2010

Land Ho

1. A phrase said by shipmen when they sight land.
2. A prostitute that is not at sea.

1. Thar be land! Land ho!
2. She's such a land ho.

by DragonlordALS July 9, 2004