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Ethiopian Feast

A name for a large orgy or freaky event popularized by distance runners.
"Hey Ben, are you going to the Ethiopian Feast at the pipe later? I heard that Noah will be there after he finishes recharging!"
by LetItLinger March 28, 2025
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feast on that ass

Grabbing someone from the back and viciously inserting yourself into said person
Pat and Lord Yumz feasted on Flynn’s ass in the hallways
Feast on that ass
by De Bamz June 24, 2018
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Feast of Seven Cheeses

The custom of eating a variety of cheese for Christmas Eve is a practice in many communities, especially those celebrating with serious seafood eaters. Participants are welcome from all cultures and religions that support the consumption of cheese.

The roots of the feast of seven cheeses lie in Eastern Pennsylvania — some say Conshohocken, others say Easton, and yet others claim it ranges from Philadelphia all the way to New York City.

Early foodies used to bring a few cheeses or dips to enjoy while family members dined on a variety of land and sea creatures. As time passed, cheese boards became more elaborate with thoughtful pairings and unique accompaniments.

This "festa de luce" also marks the moving on from the winter solstice, as the shortest day is now behind us and we can look ahead to more light and brighter days.

The seven cheeses symbolize health, prosperity, gratitude, love, family, friends and labor.

There is no consensus on which types of cheese to include, though a typical lineup might be:

*A fresh cheese, like mozzarella, burrata, chevre, ricotta or fromage blanc
* Cheddar
* Gouda
* Blue
* A soft creamy style
* A hard aged, like a Parmigianino Reggiano
* House favorite

Accompaniments can vary from specialty crackers and breads to jams, cornichons, nuts, sugared grapes, olives/tapenades and more.

It truly is "la dolce vita."
The Feast of Seven Cheeses is celebrated on Christmas Eve.
by TESSIELOU December 24, 2022
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queen's feast

The act of receiving cunnilingus while eating and watching TV in the bathtub
by Thedirtyone522 February 3, 2017
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chocolate feast

(Verb) Gang rape by a group of African-American males
Person who haveth been gangraped: Dude something happened
Other person: What?
Person who haveth been gangraped: I got chocolate feasted by 5 guys
by Vaacif January 23, 2018
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Fancy Feast

When the pussy smells like rotten cat food but you eat it anyway.
Your mom really served me up some fancy feast.
by Dingaroo December 10, 2020
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