An older male with whom you associate as your adopted father. Teenage girls tend to have many father figures in their lives if they are lacking a father or have an issue with their own, actual father.
This also commonly leads to infatuation with older men who are father figures, be it theirs or in general.
This also commonly leads to infatuation with older men who are father figures, be it theirs or in general.
Friend 1: Oh, I never had a decent father...
Friend 2: You have father issues?
Friend 1: Yeah. It means I now have a father figure...
Friend 2: You have father issues?
Friend 1: Yeah. It means I now have a father figure...
by XrayCrystallography August 28, 2011
A badass individual who represents the American way, helping others boost their feelings of freedom and patriotism. Commonly found in the colorful land of Colorado, in the greatest fucking country on Earth: America. Often sporting a star spangled headband and a large bald eagle perched upon his shoulder, this individual is the embodiment of Freedom.
Guy #1: Nigga, who the fuck is that?
Guy #2: Son, watch your mouth, that's Father Freedom.
Guy #1: What's that smell?
Sam L. Jackson: Freedom motherfucker, do you smell it?!
Guy #2: Son, watch your mouth, that's Father Freedom.
Guy #1: What's that smell?
Sam L. Jackson: Freedom motherfucker, do you smell it?!
by Stormfingwolf July 19, 2013
by LarryThePimp June 28, 2010
The Dankest Priest you will ever meet. Get down to some sick beats with this fella. He found his vocation when he was 17 beatboxing the rosary. He’s got all the Ladies at camp Veritas.
by BeckyBoomBoom16 August 15, 2019
“he wanted me to be his... sugar daddy...but he never really asks for anything. at this point we’re just having major kinky sex.”
“woah woah, back up.”
“to which part? the kinky sex?”
“no the fructose father part.”
“woah woah, back up.”
“to which part? the kinky sex?”
“no the fructose father part.”
by psychosunflower April 04, 2018
A general name for a TV show (i.e. Jerry Springer, Maury, etc.) where women fight with 2 or 3 men (and sometimes women) where there's an audience booing and constant censorship
A typical transcript of "Who's the father"
TV: Let's meet Johnny!
Audience: BOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Girl: What the *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeepp beeeep beeeeeeeeep* you mutha *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppp beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep* you*beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppp*
TV: Let's meet Johnny!
Audience: BOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Girl: What the *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeepp beeeep beeeeeeeeep* you mutha *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppp beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep* you*beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppp*
by bojzzle January 26, 2011
A father that moves around starting new families every few years, keeping the old families secret from the new. He's like a franchise in establishing his territory and distributing his goods.
My biological dad is a franchise father. His marriage cycles lasted 2-8 years. I have 20 other siblings ages 10 to 40.
by Marty s. July 03, 2005