Clam Clan

A party, meeting or gathering that is exclusively, or with a significant majority of, females.
The female equivalent of a sausage fest
She'd told me there was going to be some hot guys there but it turned out to be a complete clam clan.

Party on girls! Friday night, it's gonna be a Clam Clan so lets go crazy without the partners, k?
by Scribbles NZ January 07, 2009
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Clam Steam

when a the woman queefs in your face releasing a hot steam from her vagina directly in your face
Last night I gave my wife a hot josh, she returned the favor with a clam steam.

Her clam steam fogged my glasses, i like it.
by Who8that January 12, 2012
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Stuffing the Clam

When the vagina is jam packed full of a male reproductive organ and the woman cries out from the over abundance of cock being stuffed in between her vaginal walls
Friend: What did you do last night?

Little White girl: I went out with this guy named Dyonte

Friend: How did that go?

Little White girl: We went to dinner and later that night I invited him to my place, and he kept stuffing the clam so fucking hard last night!! It was non-stop
by Dyonte Long Dong October 26, 2012
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Clam Batting

When a third lesbian slams her clit into the thigh of another lesbian already engaged in scissoring forming the shape of a "T".
"Monica and Jessie were scissoring, but Toni had to go Clam Batting because her breath was stank, yo"
by Wild turkey 81 July 30, 2013
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dribbling clam

A sopping wet vagina, as wet as an otters pocket due to arousal. Not to be confused with venereal discharge.
After seeing Mary's dribbling clam, Rupert realised no extra lubrication was required.
by Loopydave January 16, 2011
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Clam Stamp

When a female sets her genitals on a person's forehead; commonly performed after the receiver has passed out. This event is often photographed and used for future embarrassment.

Opposite of the mushroom print.
Yo....Christopha passed out and got hit with a clam stamp form Tammy. He's going to shit when we show him the pictures.
by Mr.Reno April 25, 2007
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Trouser Clam

A vagina with an odor like rotting fish.
Holz: What scent can cover the heady tuna scent wafting upwards from my delicate trouser clam?

Bronwyn: Why my dear, you should try spraying your cooter with the fabulous new perfume from the House of Rancé, Next Age Plaisir.
by indig0daisy December 18, 2008
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