When an individual appears at a date looking much more attractive than they had portrayed in their profile. This is an extremely rare occurrence, but a much joyous one.
by Elonsifier May 15, 2023
Get the Carpe Carp Carpmug. example #1:
conyo: yooo pareh, i have kwento for you mamaya. meet later, carps?
example #2:
conyo 1: tara bgc mamaya! carps?
conyo 2: g parehh!
conyo: yooo pareh, i have kwento for you mamaya. meet later, carps?
example #2:
conyo 1: tara bgc mamaya! carps?
conyo 2: g parehh!
by chonkee June 3, 2021
Get the carpsmug. " Bro, I haven't slept in two days."
" You idiot! What're you doing with your life?! Carpe z-em, Bro!"
"You need help, Bro."
" You idiot! What're you doing with your life?! Carpe z-em, Bro!"
"You need help, Bro."
by ryloken07 September 12, 2016
Get the carpe z-emmug. Used to urge someone to make the most of the present time and give little thought to the future by creating dank memes out of any unfortunate situation.
Translates literally to: "seize the meme"
Translates literally to: "seize the meme"
by Juerdor Titsgo December 10, 2019
Get the carpe diemememug. 1) large and expensive species of carp – eats a lot
2) a character in the Arminian mythology. Going back to the writing of Plinius the Elder and originating from the Japanese word for lover 'koibito' – hortcut koi
3) user of the online banking service Revolut
4) Italo-German Individual sharing a flat with a sex addicted and neurotic baron, a communist but still hating his 9to5 job Greek, and an Arab who thinks he is Italian.
2) a character in the Arminian mythology. Going back to the writing of Plinius the Elder and originating from the Japanese word for lover 'koibito' – hortcut koi
3) user of the online banking service Revolut
4) Italo-German Individual sharing a flat with a sex addicted and neurotic baron, a communist but still hating his 9to5 job Greek, and an Arab who thinks he is Italian.
i) "Look that guy looks like Wilson Gonzales Ochsenknecht, he must be an Arminian Koi Carp!"
ii) "Save the Arminian Koi Carp!"
iii) "An Arminian Koi Carp called me today. He wouldn't stop talking about this thing called Revolut."
iv) "Hello, I am a Arminian Koi Carp"
ii) "Save the Arminian Koi Carp!"
iii) "An Arminian Koi Carp called me today. He wouldn't stop talking about this thing called Revolut."
iv) "Hello, I am a Arminian Koi Carp"
by Not an Arminian Koi Carp May 28, 2018
Get the Arminian Koi Carpmug. Carpe Grammer is a prase popularized by English teachers, who will often give a pep talk at the start of the year in an effort to rouse the class, 90% who could care less, into being excited about grammer.
Often used at the end of said speach.
Often used at the end of said speach.
Teacher-"....Therefore class, I want each and every one of you to make an effort to better your grammer, and language skills every day, Carpe Grammer!"
Class-*blank, zombie like, stares*
Class-*blank, zombie like, stares*
by Uriah heep January 9, 2009
Get the Carpe Grammermug. When you finally get something only for something to happen to it and/or turn out worse than expected.
Person: "Bro there was this game i spent hours waiting outside of Gamestop at 1 A.M i was supposed to go to school and when i bought the game and tried it, it was dogshit!,
Person 2: "Dang you just got carped."
Person 2: "Dang you just got carped."
by Bertushka620 September 1, 2023
Get the Carpmug.