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Buffet Racer

Classic boat owned by middle aged overweight men. Owners are usually bald, fat, and annoying. They typically think they own the baddest ass boat on the planet. These are the same types of guys that own Mustangs and consistantly humble brag about everything they do. Owners will give many excuses as to why the craft may not perform as well as previously stated it will.
Timmy is out crushing waves in his Buffet Racer, the baddest boat on the planet.
by market price August 30, 2017
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Bug Buffet

A Term used for someone getting bitten alot by nats, mosquitos, and other bugs
"Man I feel like a bug Buffet with all these nats on me"

"Holy crap you look like you were apart of a bug Buffet"

"Every time I go out camping, I'm just a big ol' Bug Buffet"
by DJS1800 August 26, 2018
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Buffet pants

Adjustable waist pants suitable for comfort after a large meal
Christie, after having gorged at a Vegas buffet, lamented that she wore skinny jeans and not her buffet pants.
by Melvin S March 23, 2019
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car buffet

When you find food on the floor of your car or in the seats and eat it
Awww man, found some fries in my cars seat and had an awesome car buffet
by XxDankLordsxX May 26, 2017
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Buffet Squad

When you go to a Party without a date you are a part of the Buffet Squad
Bro 1: Hey Bro, do you have a date to Bro 3's Party??
Bro 2: Nah, I'm going to Bro 3's Party in the Buffet Squad
by MEEEEE!!!111 June 9, 2017
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buffet salad

The act of eating a a vagina while the girl is taking a shit aka the male to female reversal of the blumpkin. The location of the defamacache is pure choice of comfort. Do not take this act likely as it is #forthegirls
You know he’s the one when he goes down on you after bad sushi and gives you a buffet salad.
by #heathlyeats2018 March 9, 2018
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Home Buffet

the act of searching your kitchen for food that is
appealing to the appetite - so you lower your standards and repeat the search in lieu of dining out.
John said he didn't want to go out, as he was hitting the home buffet.
by Rye Lan January 14, 2013
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