Asian

The class topper, the one who gets full marks, the suck-up.
Fuck! That Asian got full marks again!
by skskskskphilswift October 17, 2020
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Asian Shuffle

The irritating sound when dragging your feet while walking.
Argh, that asian is not raising his feet one inch from the floor, the noise is driving me crazy! Damn asian shufflers!
by Cybercyrus May 26, 2015
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Jungle Asian

Indigenous peoples from tropical countries in the Far East. Examples include Filipinos, Vietnamese, Burmese, etc.
Love my Japanese friends but where my Jungle Asians at?!
by yaolinglingjiu January 25, 2012
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Asian Parents

The type of parents whose kids later disown them, out of spite for a bad childhood. Clingy and controlling as hell, their personality reflects helicopter parents, but on crack.
Person 1: Heard that John cut ties with his parents.

Person 2: Yup, Asian Parents.
by senthurmanz October 19, 2017
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Asian parents

They are Mostly toxic and are witches,
They try to change what you said in the past slightly so you don't notice and put different words in your mouth...
For example (Whoever person:i may come back home at 7 PM) (the parent when you didn't exactly come home at 7PM:YOU SAID YOU WILL COME BACK AT 7 PM)
see... they do asshole things like this.....
Also they expect the father to give the wife money all the time and none for himself, and most mothers waste it at gambling or buying stuff they don't need

Also most Asian parents are smart but messed up in the head and are crazy...
most of they have certain things that "Trigger" them, For example disagreeing with them.
When they trigger WATCH OUT! they go super crazy and will throw anything near them at you and bull charge you
(For example they will throw a cement saw if one is near them)
they will only stop if you force them too but be carfull not to give them bruises.... if you do they will show it off at work or something and make you look like a crazy asshole...

That reminds me! 98% of Asian parents are hypocrites.....
For example (You: Imagine you play games 3 hours a day) (Asian parents:STOP PLAYING GAMES ALL DAY) now you may think this is normal but in most cases when an Asian parents say that they are mostly "Watching TV all day and just sleeping "......
Also Asian parents are crazy and if they say "PRACTICE PIANO" you have to do it and get good at it..
also most of them are manipulative son of a bitches...
by Asian huy November 20, 2017
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Asian Tim

1. When somebody does not know if they are counted as Asian or not.

2. Or, a confused Pacific Islander.
1. This guy's from the Philippines, he's a total Asian Tim.

2. Asian Tims are native to places like Polynesia and Micronesia.
by thatonegirls96 March 30, 2011
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asian adjacent

a term coined by comedian, actress, recording artist, designer, and author, Margaret Cho. It means someone who looks kind of asian, and might be somewhat , but not quite there.
Chelsea Handler: asian adjacent?

Margaret Cho: yea like John Gosslin, he looks kind of asian... but he has a white last name, and his green eyes throw me off. He's asian adjacent.
by sayswhowhat August 10, 2010
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