alpha speed

A speed at which someone travels when they are in a dire situation. Usually when they're excited or in a hurry.

My boyfriend and I were going to be late for a movie so I told him to kick it into Alpha Speed.

by Jayne Nicole Knox October 2, 2013

Alpha Injection

An ancient remedy which cures all female ailments, Its a very special art which can only be performed by a True Alpha (A Large Male Usually taller than 6ft 5), it comprises of a large boner being
inserted into a females vagina followed by a large amount of "Remedy" which is injected deep into the pussy. Variations of this can also be performed in the mouth, or in the arse, but if performed to shallow, will not be as effective. Wasted remedy can be perfomed between the tits, under the arm, in the hand, between the feet, behind the knee, and in the hair of the female.

"Hey Sarah, I can cure that with an Alpha Injection"

"Why go to the DR when my Alpha Injection will cure that"

"Ive been saving some hardcore remedy for your next Alpha Injection"

by Justforthelols December 2, 2011

Alpha Romeo

A distinguished man who both passions his work and his woman, is a strong leader and developer, has a drive to make strong financial gains and finds that many people will try and assimilate themselves with said “Alpha’s.” It’s an honor to be an Alpha Romeo.

“You better watch what you say to him he’s an “Alpha Romeo.”

by Stud22 March 8, 2022

Alpha-tude

Displaying an excellent example of service, leadership, and character. Alpha-tude stickers are passed out exclusively by Alpha Club members.

“Ryan is showing great alpha-tude this week.”

by FCIC July 2, 2021

Alpha Mom

What happens when an 'A' type personality has toddlers. The type of mom that makes other moms feel totally inadequate and inferior because of their constant attempts to outdo other mothers. They can give birth, bake cookies, work on their laptop and drive all at the same time. Their kids grow up in their carseats looking at the back of their mom's head as their driven from one activity to the next. Incredibly competitive and judgmental, Alpha Mom has to be the first with the latest trends and fads and her kids always have to be ahead of all the other kids. Intimidating in Mommy circles. To be avoided if possible.

"She was up at 3 a.m. baking cookies for her son's class and already has her next two weeks planned down to the last zenith. She's such an Alpha Mom." annoying, irritating, competitive, moms, perfectionist, superiority complex

by velvet67 August 2, 2009

Alpha Male

1.)The leader of a pack/herd/etc.
2.) The dominant male.
3.)The main source of population.

In wolf packs,the alpha male will mate with every female in his territory,whether they have mated already,or even from another den/territory.
*Wolves mate for life*

by Jake October 15, 2004

alpha fan

coined by podcast host Patrick Melton.

An ardent devotee of a popular show, who frequently contruibutes to and supports that show.

R2.DETARD is an alpha fan.
"Nobody likes onions" has many alpha fans.

by R2.DETARD October 29, 2005