Universal apocalypse blackhole

A blackhole so large that it can swallow the entire universe.

'The universe grew so cold that all the stars faded into blackholes, merged and eventually grew into one so massive that it became a universal apocalypse blackhole, which swallowed the entire universe.'

by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 29, 2022

apocalypse skill

A skill, usually done with the aid of technology, which is completely pointless to learn how to do manually, as one would only lose access to technology in an apocalypse scenario, but that skill would be completely useless in an apocalypse.

"Hey Brie, can you help me out with MLA format?"
"No way Thomas, that's a total apocalypse skill. Just use a computer!"

by Game of Thrones stole my name October 10, 2016

slut apocalypse

A world overrun by sluts.

Jenny McCarthy is the leader of the slut apocalypse.

by 10Billiondollargirl December 29, 2018

message-apocalypse

When you accidentally send an embarrassing message to someone and your life is in danger of being ruined.

Shoot, I just texted Josh that I love him and moved all the way across the country just to live by him!
Steve Jobs: Hah! Message-apocalypse!

by TheRealTrueHero August 10, 2017

Bloodfart Apocalypse

1)The aftermath of having eaten too many spicy foods and pickled foods together, resulting in the kind of flatulence that is explosive, hot, humid, and/or explosive in nature, tearing hemorrhoids on the way out.
2)when one shits themselves to death after being poisoned or plagued

"this gas could gag a shithouse rat, hopefully it doesn't end up being a Bloodfart Apocalypse."

by PhatSphoincter October 2, 2025

Douche apocalypse

Any place or event where guidos, meatheads, skanks, business majors, hipsters, bankers, accountants, trust-fund asswipes, brokers, guys named "Hunter" or "Tanner" or "Cal" or "Chad" or "Logan," prius drivers, people who like LA, people who like Florida, frat bros, camo wearers, granolas, gold-chain wearers, "hustlers," Kanye fans, Nickelback fans, Texans, girls who flirt with bartenders, eurotrash, face painters, and anyone who watches reality shows meet up to drink or "party." Often sports bars, sports events, "clubs," Ed Hardy stores, or gyms.

Man I want to go to the gym, but it's 230 on a Saturday and the place is going to be a douche apocalypse.

by Bill Dungsroman June 16, 2018

Galactic apocalypse blackhole

A blackhole so massive that it can swallow an entire galaxy.

'Several hypermassive blackholes, at the centre of different galaxies merged to create a blackhole so large that it became a galactic apocalypse blackhole, which swallowed an entire galaxy whole, but even that's nothing compared to a universal apocalypse blackhole.'

(Please read my definition of a hypermassive & universal apocalypse blackhole).

by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 29, 2022