knob ticket

Like a hall pass for the ladies. If a deal is made where the lucky lady does chore to which the man is pleased with, she gets rewarded with receiving a knob ticket where she uses it at any time at her discretion

Girlfriend: here's your sandwich babe

Boyfriend: thank you! And for your reward accept this knob ticket at your disposal at any time!

by Moot athletic June 19, 2014

Catching Tickets

You like drama and want to argue or you want to be entertained by instigating another person.

John: BLM is not a justified movement

Tommy: That's cap
John: nah youre just Catching Tickets

Or

Terry told me I have a lumpy butt and nobody will love me but I think she is just Catching Tickets.

by Catching Tickets September 17, 2020

Nude ticket

A Nude ticket is a ticket you can send anyone you feel comfortable with.

You can send it to anyone boyfriend, girlfriend, friends, side-chick, side-dude. ANYONE!!!! (Do not send to family)

*send nude ticket*
Hi I would like to redeem this.

by SUEUEGEGIEHDHEJ3IE April 19, 2019

speeding ticket

Essentially a legal extortion tactic that relies on outdated speed limits and places that live on state revenue. Better to hire a traffic attorney and deal with the bullshit now than later.

Person 1: "How the hell did Tom get a speeding ticket?"

Person 2: "Wrong place at the wrong time. Welcome to America."

by senthurmanz June 14, 2021

ticket panic

1) a sudden overwhelming fear that you have lost or will lose a ticket, such as for entry into a movie or theater performance, or for boarding an airplane; 2) such fear caused by having forgot or lost such a ticket.

1) As soon as I bought the airline ticket, I was gripped by ticket panic and shoved the ticket deep into my laptop case. 2) Every since I was a kid, I get ticket panic whenever I buy a movie ticket, and worry that I'll lose my ticket and won't be allowed in the film. 3) When my wife asked where the tickets to the Broadway play were, I was frozen with ticket panic, as I realized I had left the tickets on the kitchen counter in LA.

by DeadlyDirk November 19, 2011

silicon ticket

To be permitted by your girlfriend/boyfriend/spouse to stay late at work.

"Finally got a silicon ticket from the missus - time to get my hustle on!"

by amscray October 9, 2017

Cum tickets

used to wipe cum or semen off your genitalia

I used my cum tickets after I jacked off.

by Lit1997 February 26, 2021