Beat Test

Masterbating to to see if you really have feelings for a girl or you just want to have sex with her.

Yeah man, I wasn't really surprised when Brittany didn't pass the beat test. Never even replied to her text after I bust.

by Swole D-bag December 27, 2014

Rorschart Test

The abstract mess in ones underpants after one gambles on a fart and loses.

My Rorschart Test reminded me that I shouldn’t have had that airport sushi after the grande bean burrito.

I was looking at my Rorschart Test and it made me think...Corn? When did I have corn?

by Themeparkguy May 29, 2020

Dollar Bill Test

A test that every self-conscious male has taken. It involves arousing onesself to maximum erection, then comparing their penal length to a one dollar ($1 USD) bill.

Johnson: Yeah, I took the Dollar Bill Test last night. Passed with flying colors.

by NewAgeWizard June 2, 2018

the beep test

That annoying running test all kids had to do in school and ruined everyone's day except the two kids who were actually good at running.

"you know we gotta do the beep test today?"
"ahh fuck"

by yatomeino June 10, 2018

queered the test

Having spoiled a running test, necessitating one to have to reset all of the hardware (and software if necessary) and restart the test from the beginning.

This is actually a retest; approx. 3 hours into the first one, I accidentally bumped something that I shouldn't have and subsequently queered the test; so I recharged the cell and started a second test. :-/

by Telephony August 24, 2018

The Misha Test

The Misha test is creating an economically viable business plan that is clearly defined with understanding of risks, a logical value proposition and a formatted digestible presentation. Facts and Science > Hype and Marketing. If one passes the Misha Test, they are on on a trajectory to win smart money and launch a product that the world will subscribe to.

Every startup should go through the Misha Test before pitching to institutional venture capital.

by Snowballmoney September 17, 2018

tessanne

the baddest bitch an the planet periodttt

tessanne is a bad bitch you know...

by hennyigg September 7, 2021