testeria

An overwhelming combination of testosterone and hysteria when the only goal is to destroy the competition regardless of how stupid and dangerous your actions are.

When the point guard of the other team was taunting me, the testeria took over and I fouled the hell out of him.

by Blue Devil of the Year October 2, 2009

testicalls

Yelling any testicle-related words over the telephone, or across long distances. Testicle-related words include, but are not limited to: testicles, balls, nuts, and mansauce activators.

(from across the field) "Hey Johnny!"
"What?"
"BALLSSSSSS!"

While birds perfect birdcalls, young boys often hone their testicalls.

by The Horned Water September 11, 2006

testeclies

the greek god of nutsack

I am testeclies, God of nutsack hail me

by testeclies October 25, 2009

tessehe

1. Crazy/wacky/kooky

2. A hipster faggot

yooo wtf! he just killed a baby! that's so tessehe.

or

Bob: I LOOOOOVE Japanese psych-rock

Austin: No you don't you're just a tessehe and you will hate it once it gets popular, faggot.

by Alabamboo June 26, 2017

testicleblimp

testicleblimp is when you get such a good ass blowjob that your dick fills up with air and you pinch your foreskin at the tip so that the air wont escape,( if you want to go the extra mile you can use a string to tie it) this is called a testicleballon but if she(or he) has a nice dose of deepthroating a helium can before she sucks the dick tip it fills with enough helium to make it float.

at this point you have achieved god like powers. you are able to fly on top of the world butt ass naked.

you can have a wank and do jizz trick shots into ur moms mouth

you can piss and shit on your enemies from the cloounds

you can piss on people in the rain and they wont know

you can let the whole world see your asshole

the limits are endless.

person one: did you hear about kevin
person two: yeah i saw his big bare asshole in the air the other day, he said something about testicleblimp
person one: that asshole pissed on my dog
person two: lol
*trickling noises*
aaaaaaaaa shiet

by cock&bollax76 February 21, 2021

test level

testosterone level

By all that's normal in nature, a woman will have a lower test level than a man.

by talk2me-JCH2 May 30, 2022

Rusty Tesla

A "rusty Tesla" involves defecating on your partner during intercourse and sticking their finger in an empty light socket.

"I gave Brenda the gnarliest rusty Tesla the other day, she still has burns"

by John Beaversnatcher November 20, 2019