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Terminal Negrosis

A disease that prospers in many different countries that has the odd effect of turning one's skin a dark brown/black color...
"Oh dear honey, that poor homeless man over there is suffering from a rare case of Terminal Negrosis."
by Will1235 December 30, 2007
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Terminolojew

Words that Jewish people say that only other Jews know; jewish terminology. Usually deriving from Yiddish
Miriam Goldsteinberg: Did you hear about Lou's kid who just got a tattoo? What a schmuck, he might as well be a goyim. He has to schlep that thing around with him for the rest of his life now.

Rachel Blumenfeld: What a putz, I was schmoozing with his father the other day… what a mensch. He must have gotten it from that meshuggener mother of his. i don't care what my son's shpiel is, no schegetz is ever schmearing ink on him.

Christina McNonjew: Enough with the Terminolojew! I'm trying to stay in this conversation!

Miriam: Oy Vey what a noodge.
by Mon-Star November 7, 2010
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Terminal Two Tug

Similar to the 'danger wank' in its application, the 'Terminal Two Tug' is its Aeronautical counterpart.
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "bust one off" whilst sat in an airport bathroom after pulling the red emergency cord. The race is on to 'let the bubble see the pop' before security come investigating. Ejaculation must be reached before your Terminal Two Tug 'target' arrives to investigate. The greater the chances of being discovered going to town on oneself, or pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). Saying originated in Swindon, UK after a spate of adventurous 'danger wanks' by one bar hostess became local legend.
Danielle got bored of danger wanking and so she decided to take it 'on holiday' with the 'terminal two tug'. Animal.
by JoJo Ipperson. March 12, 2011
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Terminal Vulvocity

The tangential speed at which the female genitalia reaches as it spins around a stripper pole, just before she falls off.
I saw a performance last night at the club that was unbelievable! I saw not 1, but two dancers achieve terminal vulvocity, and seriously fall on their sweet little asses.
by Dr. Howard Hevalaqua, II January 16, 2012
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Terminal Cancer

by FijianFisher241 October 21, 2018
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Terminal Wokeness

Terminal Wokeness is the state of a company franchise or product that becomes so Woke that it has lost and or abandoned what fans and customers formerly found appealing about it.
Terminal Wokeness exists in an era where more and more Western companies became Woke and this causes those that are or were so invested in the company product or franchise to vote with their money or vote with their feet and leave. This led to observable losses in the company or mass abandonment or rejection of the company product or franchise by current and or former fans and customers.
Sometimes known as Get Woke Go Broke.

Terminal Wokeness describes to the fan and customer that the company franchise or product would rather push "approved" politics ideology and world view such as Social Justice Feminism and Political Left, over making a good product tv show and movie telling a story or improve upon what they have already built.
Terminal Wokeness: When something becomes so Woke that it can no longer return to what it once was.
by Bejimo October 15, 2019
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Harvard Terminology

Harvard Terminology is the ambiguous grouping of words, typically in response to an inquiry requiring action, who’s objective is to leave the inquirer with sufficient hope to stifle the inquiry. This fleeting hope is usually followed by confusion and bewilderment regarding the true nature of this cruel response.
Ryland: Hey Stacy, what are you doing tonight? Would you like to go to a movie and grab a bite? Or maybe if you're not doing anything this weekend we could go to the beach. Let me know what works for you.

Stacy: That sounds like fun.

Ryland: You know, everytime you use Harvard Terminology, a baby turtle dies.
by RJL310 May 28, 2006
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