Tender Owl

A person that believes that all problems can be solved by a warm embrace and kind words.

Hey! There's no need to fight. It's okay to be a tender owl sometimes.

by Haegerbomb July 14, 2011

tender vittles

a term applied to feline excrement that dogs, and other domestic animals, like to snack upon..and then lick their owners faces. yum!

oh jesus, the dog just helped himself to the tender vittle buffet (aka the litter box)

by chemicalpixie February 13, 2004

tender trap

A course of action that demonstrates that the man is both soft and understanding while being rough, aggressive and hard.

Jamal hit Nina with that tender trap to get her to fall in love with him.

by redcloudking October 21, 2016

tender chicken

when one has taken it up the butt so much their ass hole has become more tender then chicken boiled for over an hour

my buttbuddy, thanks to me, has some tender chicken

by g unit December 28, 2004

Brown Eye Tenderizer

Brown eye tenderizer- someone that likes to have their anus or brown eye, repeatedly assaulted by a fist.

Brown eye tenderizer. That guy really likes his asshole punched. He is a fan of the brown eye tenderizer.

by GravyTrain2231 February 18, 2020

tender love making

When a sexy man tenderly makes sweet sweet love to a woman. They caresses each other gently and roughly. The passion of their tender love making creates music so sweet angels would cry.

Baby,when I get home from work, I'm gonna cook you dinner, rip your clothes off, smack that ass and begin the tender love making to you tonight. Tender fucking love.

by Antioniobanderas12 February 4, 2014

Tender Lovin' Fuck

To have intercourse with in a tender, romantic matter, or an individual who one deems worthy of such treatment. Only used in discussions of whether individuals are hatefucks or not. Abbreviated "TLF".

Matt and his roommate had frequent debates over whether Jennifer Aniston was a HF (hatefuck) or TLF (Tender Lovin' Fuck), for while she represented the pinnacle of self-satisfied celebrity, she also maintained a convincing facade of genuine sweetness.

by Aaron January 26, 2004