by scodder September 30, 2012
Teddy Tiara is a famous online personality. He is the pinnacle of manliness. His trademark, a tiara with pink fluffy stuff (though the pink stuff got ripped off), represents this manliness very well. His diet consists of peroxide and razors, and he flosses after every meal. He has a lock of hair that he cut two years ago and he still has it. He’s so famous he never has to get out of his pajamas. Except to go to Walmart to wreak havoc. He only has two toes on his right foot.
A very good story about him: Teddy was in restaurant eating and there was a lady sitting across them in a booth. She had a big ass. Like. HUGE. Anyway, the lady got up and left. Because Teddy was sitting at a table near the window at the front of the shop, he could see clearly outside. The lady had parked her car right outside. Teddy glanced at her rolls and cellulite and was ultimately disgusted. He then told his mother, very loudly, that that was the reason he was gay. And the whole restaurant heard. Go him.
His YouTube videos, viewable at youtube.com/user/teddymmm, are awesome and creative. They include a phone call from Jeffree Star and some Walmart havoc.
He does live shows on his Stickam, viewable there or on his MySpace: myspace.com/teddy_tiara. Though many times you may catch him sleeping or eating, he does do other things. He dances with his sister, puts on makeup (though he tends to obsess over it and touch it too much), drink red stuff, run outside, jump out his window or whatever suits his fancy.
A very good story about him: Teddy was in restaurant eating and there was a lady sitting across them in a booth. She had a big ass. Like. HUGE. Anyway, the lady got up and left. Because Teddy was sitting at a table near the window at the front of the shop, he could see clearly outside. The lady had parked her car right outside. Teddy glanced at her rolls and cellulite and was ultimately disgusted. He then told his mother, very loudly, that that was the reason he was gay. And the whole restaurant heard. Go him.
His YouTube videos, viewable at youtube.com/user/teddymmm, are awesome and creative. They include a phone call from Jeffree Star and some Walmart havoc.
He does live shows on his Stickam, viewable there or on his MySpace: myspace.com/teddy_tiara. Though many times you may catch him sleeping or eating, he does do other things. He dances with his sister, puts on makeup (though he tends to obsess over it and touch it too much), drink red stuff, run outside, jump out his window or whatever suits his fancy.
Teddy Tiara: Fuck socks and sandals, bitch!
Person: Did you watch Teddy Tiara last night?
Other: No, where?
Person: stickam.com/profile/cravingforattention He's hilarious!
Person: Did you watch Teddy Tiara last night?
Other: No, where?
Person: stickam.com/profile/cravingforattention He's hilarious!
by SwoonForMe July 21, 2007
When a hole is cut into the crotch of a stuffed animal, and vehement coitus is performed with the animal, resulting in ejaculation into the fluffy cottony innards of the animal. Then leaving the stuffed animal on your little sisters bed to cuddle with.
by P-dog July 05, 2004
a "rough rider" in bed.
by blumpkid November 20, 2009
1) A small plush toy usually favored by little children (mostly females who consider the toy cute)
2) A nickname for people who's names are Theodore or Teddy
2) A nickname for people who's names are Theodore or Teddy
by chucky norrissy October 30, 2009
A bowel movement where after the main dump, there's still a piece of turd that is on the verge of coming out, but you just can't get it out. Called a Teddy KGB because it's just "hanging around". Will usually result in a terrible wipe where at least half a roll of toilet paper is used.
by 711arbor October 15, 2009
The art of two people pressing their assholes together and then one of them shitting into the others open asshole.
by Tim J W February 24, 2008