techno union ship 

originaly from Star Wars: BattleFront. It's equivilent to Bernie Kosar's hotness in word form.

StarsWars Guy: You MUST destroy the techno union ship!
Other Dude: Fuck You! The techno union ship is HOT.
Andrew & Alex: * Chink Dancing & Singing*: IM A TECHNO UNION SHIP, YOUR A TECHNO UNION SHIP, WERE ALL TECHNO UNION SHIPS!!!!!!

techno union ship by Dave Farley April 20, 2005

Techno Blood 

People who define themselves as the true blooded european (even though it is their parents who are from the motherland); Euro's who define being Euro by god awful techno music, faux hawks, and tight bright dress shirts. Insist on chanting "PARRRTY ROCK BOOOYZ". Play techno 24/7, even if they are the only techno blood in the room.

Person1: I can't handle going to his house anymore
Person2: Why? Is it the techno beats?
Person1: Yes, exactly, I can't put up with it any longer. It's not real music. His friends love it though, it's all they listen to, its because he's Euro.
Person2: First thing - his parents are Euro. Second, stay away from the techno bloods.

Techno Blood by 3and1yumyum December 7, 2009

techno-geek 

1. (n.) A person who is obsessed with technology (mostly electronics).

2. (v.) The act of getting overly excited/stimulated about a piece of technology.

1. The dude who sold me my car stereo was a total techno-geek.

2. I techno-geeked so much over the new quad-cores at the computer store, i almost fainted.

techno-geek by PerBear June 25, 2008

techno-groupie 

Guy or gal who digs technology but isn't necessarily tech savvy. They know they want the gadgets but don't always know how to use them. They are in complete awe of those who master technology. May be seen wearing "I HEART GEEKS" T-Shirts

"That girl just bought an iPhone and she doesn't even know how to install Tweetdeck. She's such at techno-groupie."

techno-groupie by jeatags July 13, 2009

[Techno] [Tuesday] [even] [though] [its] [Friday] 

When its Friday and you listen to techno music on YouTube all night. Usually techno Tuesday even though its Friday is sung in a certain way.

Bob: Hey Tod what did you do this friday? Tod: Oh, I pulled a techno tuesday even though its friday

[Techno] [Tuesday] [even] [though] [its] [Friday] by Flarkman383 May 25, 2010

techno scream 

A unique scream one emits when consumed by extreme frustration with electronic gadgets not working correctly OR when one doesn't know how to use said electronics correctly. In this state, the user has no clue if technology or their technological ignorance is to blame (or the closest person to them). In this state, it matters not.

My roommate always knows I'm having computer issues, fax machine issues, or some other issues with my electronics when she hears my "techno scream". My neighbors are probably also well aware.

techno scream by pozzie April 23, 2014

Techno mullet 

A term widely used in the underground rave scene which refers to a hairstyle, mainly worn by men, in which the hair is short in back and in long dreadlocks only at the back. Commonly found at euro-teknivals and big dirty illegal parties, hence the name. Can also refer to most styles featuring combinations of short/shaved bits and dreads.

Dave: What's with this hair at the back of your head mate?
Steve: I'm growing it into dreads. Going for the techno mullet. It's all the rage these days.
Steve: Fuckin' hippy...

Techno mullet by Retxab January 3, 2015