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Technical Mutton

Man 1: "Oooh, thats some nice technical mutton"

Man 2: "It's a little technical for me mate"
by nomam August 9, 2007
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Technical Grade Man

Overestimates attraction women have for him; fancies himself a player without any redeeming qualities; Has no standards.

Will try to use you as a drive-thru fast food sex service and when you tell him "No" he will think you want a relationship.

Desperate for female attention, but quality women will detect the distinct odor of lowered expectation and disappointment.

All Technical Grade Men are cowards, but not all cowards are Technical Grade. The term player is not an accurate substitute for a Technical Grade because a Technical Grade has no game.
Eg. “Sometimes you gotta just bang a Technical Grade Man when you're bored. = No self-esteem, no kiss and tell and your friends won't find out… said nobody ever!”
by Willem Dafoes Junk October 26, 2013
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Technical Deep Fry

When you have lost or misplaced an object and you believe it to currently be in the possession of a sand burgular or middle-eastern person.
1. Today I was playing wiffle ball with my friends. I hit what I believed to be a towering home run into my neighbors yard, however it was later ruled to be a technical deep fry because the ball was out of play, but was not hit a sufficient distance.

2. I was playing basketball with my friends when the ball rolled into my neighbors yard and into their bushes. We couldn't find it, so we decided it was technically deep fried.
by BiPolahBeah October 14, 2011
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Technical Foul

Technical Foul, also known as a tech, is something said when someone says anything “pause” worthy or weird in general.
Dude 1: yo ngl that grandma thick asl
Dude 2: bro what, that’s a technical foul
by ballhogsummer February 9, 2025
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Technicity

A Technicity is a technical ethnicity. Group identification by a brand or social media exclusivity with its own standards and subculture. It extends the old style brand loyalty people once had for cars and appliances to entire lifestyles. The people who choose lifestyle products prefer an entire social environment made up of other users of the same lifestyle products.

It isn't only brands. A technicity can revolve around special interest social media which excludes people of all other interests.

Sometimes the behavior of technical adherents reaches religious levels of dedication, exclusion and criticism.

This is similar to how old school ethnic neighborhoods formed and were maintained. But is based on lifestyles created around technical products.
Have you ever noticed that Apple and Tesla users are kind of a technicity? They're like a cult that prefers to only associate with other users like themselves.

Whoa. The people in that sewing group are a serious technicity.
by 3DCartoonist December 1, 2021
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technically

Synonym for "off the top of my head, and without benefit from even the slightest expertise or insight"
"Technically, given that Johnson's home is also his workplace, going to all those parties could have been within the rules"
by Bunnidge February 14, 2022
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technical virgin

A parody ad which mocks abstinence-based sex ed; the spoof PSA instead promotes anal sex.

Narrated by former PBS Kids Sprout announcer Melanie Martinez, the public service message is "I've got big plans for my future: a good college, a career, maybe even my own business some day but one thing I'm not planning on is getting pregnant. That's why I choose anal sex. I mean sure it hurts a little and I wind up walking funny for a day or two but I think my future's worth it."

Anal sex. The smart choice for your future.
The joke public service announcements were removed in July 2006 after PBS Kids Sprout sacked Melanie Martinez, host of the network's nightly The Good Night Show, for an acting history (which has nothing to do with the public broadcaster) which included a minor part appearing in two brief spoof videos titled Technical Virgin.

The original domain is now cybersquatted.
by bitchuck November 20, 2025
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