Located east of Houston, in an unincorporated section of Harris county and near the San Jacinto River Waste Pits Superfund Site, sits Highlands TX. Not "The Highlands"... Just Highlands. Don't say it incorrectly here. Old locals think it's the shit. Everyone else thinks it's the armpit of Old Baytown. There's no shortage of drugs, crappy questionable tattoos and random gun shots (no doubt to keep property values down). Most of the eating establishments have perfected incorrect orders and lousy food. Driving through Highlands makes you believe you're in the trailer park capital of the world. How a tornado hasn't wiped it off the map is proof of miracles.
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by undertheradar August 16, 2021
Get the tx mug.Possibly the sketchiest place ever right next to Houston! Live here if you want to never go outside ever.
by Brad67ley July 21, 2025
Get the Aldine, TX mug.A shithole “city” that is a capital of the shithole state of TexASS. This “city” is where you can find dumb rednecks in lifted trucks and soy eating leftists and whiny preppy bitches forming up like Voltron to piss you off if you are actually smarter than the average americuck. Also people here are a bunch of annoying socio-economic lane enforcer meaning if you are broke, they want you to stay broke. People in LOSStinare very pretentious, pompous, nasal and annoying. People here also can’t drive for shit. Fucking dipshits will be in the left lane going 55 in a fucking 70 in their ugly ass Tesla or Prius and because of that, all the fat, micro-penis hicks and spicks in lifted trucks go blasting down the right lane going 95 mph running merging traffic off the fucking road. And the worst drivers in TexASS all drive shitty Teslas, Toyotas, Fords and Chevys. Fuck LOSStin, TexASS!!!! That useless overgrown suckburb can get ravaged by 50 EF5 tornadoes like the one that hit Jarrell in 1997 and take out all the illegals, bean farters, white trash and house niggers.
Austin, TX is really called LOSStin, TexASS because trying to make any money in that shithole “city” results in a loss of sanity!
by Themidwestsucks June 13, 2024
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But the Chief of Police is a pretty cool dude!
But the Chief of Police is a pretty cool dude!
by John Doe 100th April 19, 2025
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