shitfaced tired

When you are so tired that you act as if you are drunk and sometimes don't remember what you said or did the next morning

jill: thanks for walking me home last night, and all the sweet things you said to me

john: We hung out last night? Damn, i'm sorry. I must have been shitfaced tired

by loki219 October 13, 2010

Shitfaced Monster

Cookie Monster's alter ego every night.

Shitfaced Monster is the alter ego of Cookie Monster.

by cracker1234567890 June 10, 2011

shitfuck hammerfaced

The state of being strongly intoxicated by drugs (such as alcohol, MDMA, LSD, mushrooms, ketamine, DMT, 2CB, morphine, GBH, DXM or peyote) to a point beyond all logic and/or reasoning.

"Dude, after I ate that eighth of shrooms, I drank half a bottle of Delsym. I was shitfuck hammerfaced."

by G. Darkness January 13, 2013

Shitfaithed

When you're so drunk, puking everywhere, you find yourself praying to God to help you survive.

DEAR LAWD JESUS I'm so shitfaithed right now..PLEASE help me!

by CyFi June 7, 2015

Shitfuck

When you in the middle of having sweet gentle anal sex and then the bitch shits on ur cock

I was doing anal with Tracy and she shitfucked me dude

by Dannyyyyy.g August 4, 2016

Shitfaceing

Drunk facebooking

I got drunk and started shitfaceing my friends on Facebook.

by Wreknball November 11, 2016

shitfuckistan

1) The fictional homeland for every character that's "the foreigner" in a show that never makes it clear what real world country said character is from.

2) A term used in the place of a foreigner's actual home country when describing their origin, typically as a pejorative.

1) "My favorite character from Ed Edd n' Eddy is probably Rolf. He's just so whacky!"
"Where exactly is he from again?"
"Pfft beats me. Shitfuckistan?"

2) "I'm telling you jobs in tech support are getting harder to find because corporations would rather outsource the tasks to Budhir Lee Malgradofi or whoever in Shitfuckistan than give them hot blooded Americans like us!"

by FatherofGray June 24, 2018