Swirly Steamer

A fat-ass blowjob given knee deep in an old, country-side gas station toilet.

1) Teddy paid $69 for a swirly steamer in the Shell station around the corner.
2) Emmett let one slip out during his early morning swirly steamer.

by adamfaulk November 28, 2017

Swirly case

Fuck it swirly case.
When something is awkward u say it

*silence... “swirly case” ...

by Micol myers May 26, 2021

Swirly Vortex

When you forget to do an easy assignment that ends up being worth almost an entire grade; The swirly vortex of zero

Nick! did you do your homework?
"nick" Nah, it was only worth like 5 points
"teacher" actually, class; that was your assessment for the week. it's worth 300 points.
*Everyone starts swirling their pens in a circle in the air*
OWNED BY THE SWIRLY VORTEX

by Elijahhhhhhhhhhhh October 25, 2008

Sriracha Swirlie

(Noun.) The waste produced by a human that had consumed too much spicy foods. It happens to resemble a mocha chip ice-cream soft-serve cone with red sprinkles embedded within it.

Ken: "Hey Billy , you alright in there? You've been on the crapper for two hours now..."

Billy: *groans in pain* "No! Finna finish making this sriracha swirlie!"

by Staygoldponiboiiiiii January 10, 2017

white and brown fudge swirly twist cheese flip

described as a man ejaculating into a womans anus as the woman has diarrhea, then proceeding to twist and rotate inside the womans anus then creating a white and brown sludge of smelly chocolate and semen, Then proceeding to scoop it out with a cheese flip and then comsuming their delicous "white and brown fudge swirly twist cheese flip"

person 1 "i had a great time with my girlfriend last night, she even let me make a white and brown fudge swirly twist cheese flip!"
person 2 "sick bro"

by Skizzzzer January 6, 2024

Seattle Swirlie

This refers to times when you are petting the snake in the bathroom when you’re just about to ejaculate and your tip touches the water.

I was getting a nice jerk-off in when suddenly out of nowhere I gave myself a Seattle Swirlie

by Anne_Frank’s_big_toe September 26, 2018

Swirly

When two different guys nut in a girl the same day.

I think she had a swirly baby and doesn’t know the dad

by Harry Brooks January 4, 2024