Swerve

When you are drunk and you see the cops and when you see them you get scared and go sober.

"Dude I just swerved!"

by Leotq03 February 6, 2015

SWERV

A biker that is totally cool, and knows what he wants except when it comes to expressing his feelings for that specific Biker Babe that he knows deep in his soul that he is fully attracted to but just will not make the first move to end up with her as his soulmate.

He is a Swerv and needs to man up and ask his Biker Babe out once and for all!

by Gentlegiant70 January 29, 2023

Swerve

-To reject an advance. To ignore or avoid answering when someone expresses their interest.

- An expression of disinterest.

- What Fuckboys do when you tell them you’re catching feelings.

-What I wish I had the mental clarity to do to fuckboys with shitty dick game.

-When you send 2 texts to your crush. 1 telling them to take you to poundtown. And the 2nd asking if they like grape blunt wraps.. and he replies with “grape is fine.” He just swerved you.

Guy 1-Damn girl, I wanna wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a crown.

Girl- Crowns are for royalty. Stay in your lane Peasant.

Guy 2- SWERVE!!!!

by MissOdehlia June 1, 2020

Swerving Slurpee

Receiving amazing oral sex while driving, causing the driver to swerve or drive recklessly.

“Dude, got me some swerving slurpee on the way home almost crashed, no cap.

by Candle Wick96 February 14, 2024

Junior swerve gang

The cooolist most lit ski group in all the land

Yoo junior swerve gang is steezin for a reason

by A smar July 8, 2019

Swerve

gotta go, bye, oh shit i did something bad bye bitches, go around something.

Oh shit! I spilled paint everywhere, SWERVE!
*someone almost hit me* SWERVE!
*i almost hit someone* SWERVE!
gotta SWERVE!

by ohsnapitzmebitch September 15, 2016

Swerve

(Verb), When one turns around during a conversation to look back at the speaker then acts like they are going to speak then changes their mind and turns back around and continues to walk away.

Speaker: Blah blah blah...
Swerver:*Turns around and opens their mouth*, *closes their mouth and turns back around*

by Critnojropshop April 23, 2015