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Sweaty Freshman

When one has sexual intercourse with the armpit of a passed-out female, such that the jizz dries and looks like deoderant.
Dude, last night I made Jessica a sweaty freshman!
by abjpm2009 July 29, 2009
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Sweaty Margarita

The act of rubbing your sweaty testicles along the rim of a margarita when some unsuspecting victim leaves their glass unattended.
When my buddy goes to the restroom I'm totally giving him a sweaty margarita!
by Skorp April 16, 2009
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sweaty boater

a boater (or son of a boater/daughter of a boater) that sweats while and/or after and/or before raging his/her ass off and/or or raging out hard as fuck
UB1 - Look at the pit stains on that guy on the dance floor rockin 3buttonsout!

UB2 - "What a sweaty boater."
by boater brigade May 4, 2008
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sweaty sack

to reclaim your seat. Call sweaty sack whilst touching your seat and then no one will take it
"I call sweaty-sack"
"I sweaty-sacked, you cannot sit there"
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sweaty sanchez

1. Perfroming the dirty sanchez on your girlfriend immediately after she has finished working out.
2. Giving your girlfriend a dirty sanchez using your ball sweat following an intense workout.
I gave sean's mom a sweaty sanchez after we had a four hour sex session.
by jvassios February 12, 2005
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sweaty mary

This is a fetish which involves individuals licking the sweat out of others' armpits. Participants usually engage in physically demanding sex before having a sweaty mary. It is uncommon for a female to do this to another female. If a male is getting a sweaty mary done to him and he is skinny, he may hold his body in a position to force his armpits into a bowl shape.
Girl 1: Your semen tastes funny, I want a sweaty mary
Guy 1: Im really sweaty so you can give it to me.
Guy 2: Let me put some of my jizz in it.
Guy 3: Let me put some of my jizz in it.
Guy 4: Let me put some of my jizz in it.
Guy 5: Let me put some of my jizz in it.
Girl 2: Tasty!
by Kinky Kong IIX August 1, 2009
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Sweaty Ambulance

Known as the perenium, it is the piece of skin between a mans ballsack and arsehole. Also known as a gooch
I would like you to chew on my sweaty ambulance.

Shaun said to Brett "My sweaty ambulance is chafing"
by Pascal Zeebaboola October 27, 2008
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