the sunrise pet

waking up, finding yourself passed out in a sink, proceeding to look up porn on your computer, and jerking off into a piece of paper as the sun rises because you've got nothing better to do.

by jonny September 15, 2003

Tobacco sunrise

When during sex, typically with a country girl. A male will spit dip inside the girls vagina and then stick his penis inside the vagina with the dip inside.

"Dude I had Rebacca over last night, We did a tobacco sunrise"

by NaW_Chubbs December 3, 2022

Cleveland Sunrise

A situation whereby one wakes up to puke after a heavy night of drinking only to find an unflushed turd in the toilet and pukes in it anyway.

I woke up to a Cleveland Sunrise this morning but it's ok, I used that shit spackled toilet bowl as inspiration.

by Free Candy Inside September 14, 2019

Churizo Sunrise

The act of breaking into someone’s house while they are asleep and sitting by their bedside all night, waiting for them to wake up. When they wake up and open their eyes to stretch, you then paint the wall with their fucking brains.

Ey i just pulled a churizo sunrise on that fool cause he cut me in line getting donuts

by Danielsith23 September 3, 2018

Tequila Sunrise

A lavatorial occurrence, when an improperly disposed turd leaves the characteristic sunrise colouring, as popularised by the cocktail of the same title.

Dude, have you seen trap 3? Steve's left a full on tequila sunrise!

by worldoflard May 1, 2009

Tequila Sunrise

When a person is eating a female out while on her period, manages to sneeze into her vagina splattering mucus and menstrual blood onto the bed sheets.

Dude I forgot to take my Zyrtec this morning and totally gave her a Tequila Sunrise when my allergies started acting up.

by Tris Chorres June 16, 2010

Sumo Sunrise

The sex move Sumo Sunrise is when a women gets down on all fours and has 2 guys ram into her mouth and ass at the same time while yelling "Azukari!”

Friend 1: Yo me and the homie Will just did Sumo Sunrise on my hoe ass girlfriend

Friend 2: Ouch is she ok?

Friend 1: Yeah she fine but just wait till' we do the Monacco Melter on her

by BigPeePeePooPoo January 5, 2021