A man who does not clean his smeg from under his foreskin therefore smuggles his smeg to various destinations.
by BigDizzle & Chevron July 27, 2017
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Rachel was ragging with Aunt Flo but didn’t want to carry a purse so she was breast smuggling a couple tampons.
My mom is a breast smuggler. She’s always got some gum in there. Want a piece?
My mom is a breast smuggler. She’s always got some gum in there. Want a piece?
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Happy with your meal choice in a restaurant, principally because it is far better than that of someone else at your table. The opposite of Food Envy.
Your 'macrobiotic bowl' salad looks truly terrible, feeling pretty Food Smug with my order right now.
by MyonduespYm May 28, 2019
Get the Food Smug mug.A unkept and unclean female crotch. It looks like a forest and smells like it was washed with another dirty crotch.
by Jason, Randy, Monkey September 13, 2006
Get the Smug Rug mug.The act of smuggling potatoes in ones anus. The benefits of which are two fold:
1) To Keep potatoes stored in a dark place to prevent the premature decay and early rotting.
2) Anal stimulation and stretching of ass canal to enable easier input of a chutney ferret.
1) To Keep potatoes stored in a dark place to prevent the premature decay and early rotting.
2) Anal stimulation and stretching of ass canal to enable easier input of a chutney ferret.
"Hey Manos, how do you cope with the pain of bum sex?"
"Oh I'm a part time potato smuggler"
"Oh I forgot, sweet."
"Oh I'm a part time potato smuggler"
"Oh I forgot, sweet."
by RichardT January 31, 2008
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2) A form of describing an arrogant person by equating them with the cheese-like bacteria that accumulates beneath the foreskin of an unclean/unhygienic person.
2) A form of describing an arrogant person by equating them with the cheese-like bacteria that accumulates beneath the foreskin of an unclean/unhygienic person.
Person A: What is up with that guy? He won't even stop talking on his bluetooth headset while the server takes his order!
Person B: Smugma.
Person B: Smugma.
by mercury895 November 18, 2010
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Jim: I wouldn't touch that Chubacca Smuggler with a 40 ft. pole!!!
Mike: You're in luck, I have a 42 ft. pole
Jim: Hell yeah, pole fucking
Jim: I wouldn't touch that Chubacca Smuggler with a 40 ft. pole!!!
Mike: You're in luck, I have a 42 ft. pole
Jim: Hell yeah, pole fucking
by i'm a map! April 10, 2010
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