Urban Dictionary is so fucking gay. They don't accept funny submissions anymore.

Urban Dictionary is fucking gay for not submitting my word! You guys put so much stupid shit on here, but I write one funny word that happens to have the word "gay" in it and you guys don't use it because you're so politically correct now.

Bill: Remember when Urban Dictionary was cool? Bob: Yeah, but now Urban Dictionary is so fucking gay. They don't accept funny submissions anymore.

by Dildo Jonesey May 8, 2013

Submarine Poop

Submarine poop. A submarine poop is when one starts to release a poop so long that the end of said poop comes in contact with the water within the toilet bowl before detaching. Once the poop is at it's full length and detaches, the poop slips quickly and quietly into the depths of the toilet bowl; without leaving a trace of its existence. Much like the act of a submarine submerging.

When I finally arrived at home after the four hour drive I took my seat on the throne of relief and began my pilgrimage to happiness. I sat in satisfaction as I felt the poop coming out. I was alarmed at the fact that the poop was coming out, but there was no splash. I looked down into the toilet to see what was going on when I realized there was only one large poop still retreating from my body. The end of the poop entered the water... This submarine was clear to submerge. Detach! The submarine poop briskly dove into the toilet hole. Quite the spectacle.

by JimmyJayT June 17, 2017

Nuclear Submarine

While wearing a Condom for your safety, you dip your cock in Tabasco sauce then jam it in a woman’s ass. The burning sensation that was caused by your submarine would be as if a nuclear bomb went off in her ass!!!

She screamed in pain when I gave her the Nuclear Submarine!

by Krazy G Donkey June 25, 2009

No-quitter Submitter

Someone that attempts to submit a word to Urban Dictionary multiple times but gets denied each time. Such cases include a person trying to submit a definition about:

- How large their unit is.
- How nice/kind/sexy a girl/boy they like is.
- How awesome/cool/strong they are.

Some more pathetic cases include such things as the submitter asking a girl to go out with them and putting somewhere in the definition "EDITORS PLEASE LET THIS ONE PASS".

Man, this kid thinks he'll actually be able to post a definition about how hot and nice a girl he likes is. Doesn't he know that nobody cares? He's a real no-quitter submitter.

by Dick Shanary January 29, 2009

Your feedback will be submitted

A reply to a question or complaint that implies the problem will be addressed, when in reality, the problem will never be looked at. Similar to "We'll get someone right on it." This is the standard reply from the MLB.TV forum support guy to notify a subscriber of MLB.TV that their complaint or suggestion will never see the light of day.

joebaseballfan: "The commercial volume is twice as loud as the game volume. Can someone please lower the commercial volume? Thanks."

mlbsupport: "Your feedback will be submitted."

by NoRagTopYet September 4, 2009

I sexually identify as a submarine

For those who sexually identify as submarines

I sexually identify as a submarine! Respect my periscope you bigot!
Shoot your torpedo inside me USS Wahoo (SS-238)

by lord of the silver rings June 2, 2017

Submarine Toilet

An occurance that happens when you are giving somebody anal and you pull out too fast, causing the suction to unload their shit and your jizz all over you.

(Significance: Toilets in a submarine have to be properly flushed, or else it will overflow or spray the contents everywhere)

Bob: "Dude, how'd it go last night?"
John: "It was good until the end..."
Bob: "Awwwww that's the most important part man!! What happened?"
John: "Well, after I finished, I got a submarine toilet"
Bob: "..... You're fucking retarded. I got you laid and this happens??"

by Black and White Saint January 26, 2011