Stalker parking

The act of parking your car away from other cars. The person may not even be trying to look suspicious, but by default they become suspicious, especially in crowded areas with heavy traffic: Mall Parking lot, Restaurants, arriving late to a social event with a large crowd. This type of parking becomes more apparent when there are a lot of parking spaces available but you the person, for whatever reason, parks far away.

John: Have you seen Roy? He said he was going to be here 10 minutes ago.

Brandon: Wait, is that him? He drives that blue Ford pickup, right?

John: Yes, where is he?

Brandon: He's Stalker Parking. He is on the other side of the parking lot. He's the only one there waiting in his truck.

John: He has always been a Stalker Parker.

by Russell228 December 30, 2010

Stalker Kink

A stalker Kink is a kink where you like to be watched by someone for a period of time. It can sometimes involve filming daily life, pictures, secret cameras and/or bugs.

I'd like my partner to watch me through out the day, it's a huge turn on for my Stalker Kink side.

by ThickerThanUrMom November 10, 2021

web stalker

Some who stalks someone else online via Forums, Instant messaging programs or other forms. Usually due to an infatuation with the stalkee.

Joe stalked Jen by posting only to her messages on forums.. This makes him a web stalker

by Mr Paul James August 2, 2006

Jock Stalker

Expressing a love or obsession for someone you see from time to time, but do not actually know them. It includes following them around, finding things out about them without them telling you, and developing plans to get closer to them.

-Man look, it's the University quarter back sitting a row in front of us, let's follow him after class!
-Dude, stop being such a Jock Stalker...

by HorsesEatApples November 21, 2010

myspace stalker

A person who stalks someone on myspace. Usually they are totally and completely obsessed and sometimes may know the person in real life.

They can be rather scary, and will fill your inbox with messages they have written to EVRY BULLITEN you post. They send more messages on top of that asking why you haven't answered the other messages yet.

Tab:So, how's your myspace stalker?
Jess:Umm... He's kinda creeping me out.
Tab:How so?
Jess:Well we don't even know each other, but I saw him at school so I was polite and waved. Then, he wrote me on myspace and said he was mad because I didn't go sit with him at the assembly in the gym.
Tab:Psycho much?
Jess:I think so.

by ily4ever May 28, 2007

Creepy Internet Stalker

A furry/anime artist/other talentless, oversensitive type who gets mad at a particular person (usually a female that they have a creepy, backwards crush on) and goes around trying to get even in such ridiculous fashions as writing innacurate, stupid definitions including their real name.

I seem to have a creepy internet stalker on urbandictionary.com

by tengu shoes January 7, 2005

Stalker-fake

A person, typically female, who accuses everyone she meets as being a "stalker". The official definition of "stalker" is completely rewritten by this individual, who blindly rejects the seriousness of such accusations, to the point where she will accuse a person of being a stalker simply because they walked into the same restaurant. The person has a complete disregard for the potentially disastrous effect such slander may cause to others. Quite often, the Stalker-fake suffers from serious paranoia, psychosis, and/or dementia and should seek professional help immediately.

Stalker-fake: "Oh my god! Today this stalker followed me into the mall and then I saw him in his car later on that day."

Anyone willing to listen: "Really? Was his car following you?"

Stalker-fake: "Well, for a bit he was driving a few cars behind me, but then he turned down another road."

Anyone willing to listen: "Have you since him since?"

Stalker-fake: "No, but I bet he's been following me to work."

by TertiaryColors March 27, 2009