Stoned

After smoking enough marijuana the user cant move cant think or communicate... as if they were just clubbed in the head with a stone

Dude... i tried to do my math assignment while i was stoned... IMPOSSIBLE.

by Agentsmith111292 June 08, 2010

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Stone

An extremely hard and vicious gay man. He enjoys only the company of bears (hairy gay men).

Guy #1: Yo man, did you see that Stone at the club yesterday
Guy# 2: Yeah, I did. I tried to stay away from him though, because he was grinding extremely outrageously with his hairy boyfriend.

by mittcity March 13, 2009

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Stone

Singlish for:
1)Stay there and do nothing.
2)Lie motionless and stare into space.
Verb; Stone.
Noun; -

Bob likes to stone.

by Hanasaki January 10, 2011

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Stoning

What you say when you are already stoned and trying to deny it.

Mom: Ya'll stoners!

Cassie and Maggie: We're not stoning, I swear!

by James Barnard January 13, 2008

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Stoned

The state of being repeatedly hit in the head or any other place on your body with stones. The state of being "stoned" is usually a result of a "stoning". Getting stoned SUCKS, and hurts like a bitch.

Charles: Dude what happened!? You have bruises and cuts everywhere!
White Supremacist: Yeah man, I was in front of the NCAAP doing some chants and.... well lets just say i got stoned.
Charles: Weird...

by SealingPhan April 18, 2009

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