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Grocery-Sticked

The often unneccessary act of someone placing the plastic divider on a grocery store conveyor belt to seperate their items from yours. Can be used as a metaphor for other situations.
Person 1: “Did you really just grocery-stick me? I have $100 worth of food and your only items are a candy bar and a tv.”
Person 2: “....Uh, I just didn’t want them to get mixed up.”
Person 1: “Never in the history of the world has anyone switched items with another person using a grocery stick because they would still have to pay for it.”

Steve: “Hey man, did you go home with that hot blonde last night?!
Kevin: “Nah man, I got grocery-sticked by her fat friend.”

Stacy: “Did you get Taylor Swift’s autograph?!
Monica: “Fuck no! I got up close when she got out of her limo but got grocery-sticked by three security guards!”
Stacy: “.....sounds hot”
Monica: “No, look it up on urban dictionary .”
by But Sects December 11, 2019
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Dirty stick

A gun that has been used to kill someone or has bodies on it
by hey it’s dvye-dvye April 18, 2020
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mung stick

A stick used during the act of munging to prod the corpse in an effort to release extra special mung juices from hidden pockets that an elbow drop just can't reach. Usually the stick is found in the graveyard and then discarded after use. However, experienced mungers might have a favorite mung stick (or a collection) that they'll bring with them on the adventure.
Jalen: "Sick mung stick, bro!"
Matt: "Thanks man, this shit's hand carved ivory!"
by Carrie Mungderwood January 2, 2011
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bro-stick

It's like a disco stick, but not.
Example 1:
"Hey, do you want a bro-stick?"
"No thanks, I just brushed my teeth."

Example 2:
"Where would you find a bro's bro-stick?"
"In his hand."

Example 3:
"I don't wanna touch Jerome's bro-stick."
by Darnall6 April 15, 2010
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stick insect

The type of female body type favored by fashion magazines: tall, long limbed and skinny. Sometimes used as a slur by fat people about any woman who isn't as big as a Mac truck.
Forget about being a fashion model if you're not built like a stick insect--the clothes won't hang right on you.
by Medicine Show June 22, 2011
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Fanny stick

1. Tampon

2. Cotton stick to absorb vaginal secretions

3. Soaks up the contents of your womb bag
Kate: Hey Nicole, do you have a spare fanny stick? My va-jay-jay is leaking again.

Nicole: Yeah sure, heres one. It's ultra lite. Don't you just love fanny sticks.

Kelly: Rofl, it's like the Niagra falls down there!
by fannystickcreators October 16, 2009
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Cancer stick

Courtney Love had a cancer stick dangling at the side of her mouth while she signed autographs. She is known for her chain smoking.
by Babydoll75 March 5, 2019
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