steam header

When you are really busy, but need a quick blow job from the closest female that is willing.

Hey, Bitch, I'm reallin in a rush, how about a Steam Header?

by jackassforfun August 5, 2011

Shit Steam

To clog up someone's bathtub with toilet paper and take a shit in the tub then leave the hot shower running over it to humidify and make the fecal matter airborne

Someone shit steamed the frat house at St. Mary's College of Maryland

by G-Bozo November 7, 2005

steam and dream

To smoke weed right before going to bed. Often results in pleasant dreams and an enjoyable rest, followed by an easy wake-up the next morning.

Sometimes coupled with a wake and bake.

Dude, I'm pretty tired. Wanna do a steam and dream, and work on this song tomorrow?

by SnarkyNinja May 27, 2009

Steam

1. Gaseous Water

2. An intense situation or action

3. Getting horny

1. Can I have a glass of water?

2. *Talking to friends* OMG I just got steamed by my parents, they threw such a fit when they caught me fucking my pillow.

3. Look at (insert name), he's only stared at her for 10 seconds and he's already steaming up.

by Grape May 31, 2012

self of steam

Term used by members of the population that never advanced past third grade trying to say "self esteem"

Getting your ass kicked can't be good for your self of steam.

by HBT September 12, 2003

Steaming Palmer

A sexual practice used to break in new lesbians. The partner massages the breasts, groin, and buttocks of the prospective convert with a hand wrapped in a steaming towel.

Michelle thought it was bad when they kept staring at her breasts in the bar, but nothing could prepare her for the feeling of her first Steaming Palmer.

by Mateo Incognito July 2, 2008

Steaming Tuba

A girl sucking on a cock with hands around butt cheeks when the guy farts.

The other night I gave the old lady a steaming tuba.

by C-Adamz January 11, 2007