slatsman

An absolute fucking cunt.

I was gonna buy this football shirt off someone on Instagram but Slatsman.

by SlatsmanTheMan September 9, 2019

Shatsccident

When you think you need to fart, but to your surprise (and disappointment) it turns out you needed to shit.

Grandad’s stomach was rumbling. I asked him “are you hungry? Your stomach is rumbling “. Grandad says “I can’t hear anything, it’s not me “. Suddenly grandad looks startled and says” I’ve got to go” and runs as best he can to the toilet.

I call out to Nanna. “Grandad has had a shatsccident”

by DirkJDiggler June 4, 2021

Lawn Seats

Opposite of Rock Star Parking. Parking at the very end of the lot, or furthest from the venue.

My best friend borrowed my car. Before she took it, I had Rock Star Parking. She brought it back with a note that said "Sorry, you're parked in Lawn Seats!"

by Kissingwhiskey79 April 1, 2007

Beshaill's Stars

2 beautiful stars that will never burn out. They shine the brightest in the sky, and can always be seen no matter what. These 2 stars will never fall from their home, they will always bring the moon happiness, and joy. The moon is completely in love with Beshaill's Stars.

Beshaill's stars are the most prettiest, amazing stars out there.

by BeshaillX June 15, 2009

Tony Romo Stans

A Group of Dumbasses who think Dak Prescott Stole Tony Romo's QB Job in 2016, even tho he fell off after 2015.

Tony Romo Stans: "Dak Prescott stole Tony Romo Job!!"

Person: "Watio"

by Edweed7u March 4, 2022

The stars are beautiful, aren’t they?

Strong platonic lover for a person or people

“The stars are beautiful, aren’t they?”
“Yeah ig they are”

by Icarus That Flew December 4, 2021

Make out seats

The back seats in the last row of the movie theater. Usually used by young couples and horny 11 year olds to make out without anybody seeing them.

Person:Ew, theres some 15 year olds in the make out seats! Gross, you can here them too.

15 year olds:*Continues to suck off partners face during movie*

by x_Elia January 4, 2009