stained glass

When you ejaculate on your partners glasses during sexual intercourse.

Oren: Bro, Palash gave me a stained glass last night
Barve: How'd it feel

by levaithan February 24, 2023

e-stain

electronic stain, an unwanted use of an online social networking site(i.e. Facebook, MySpace) to post incriminating pictures and/or comments for the entire world to see.

My boy Erik was trying to go out with this chick he met the other day, but that girl from the other night keeps tagging his Facebook page with pictures of her with him in his boxer shorts, she is really e-staining the hell out of him.

by HipstersJeansSmell December 13, 2008

stain the mantle

Masturbate , jerk off

My wife wanted me to go shopping, but I chose to stay home to watch the game and stain the mantle.

by Kevlar1969 January 20, 2017

stained cracker

A name for biracial people typically half white and half black other racial people maybe included but has to be half white. (Not intended to be racist but funny)

Look at that white ladies kids stained crackers.

by IG(stainedcracker) February 24, 2020

grundle stain

When the crotch stew that collects on one's grundle rubs off on one's underwear and furniture.

Shit man, why you let your skank woman sit her naked ass on your suede couch? I ain't sitting there until you scrape off her crusty grundle stain.

by Aristotle's Asshole June 18, 2018

Chipotle stain

I red bloody shit stain left upon your underpants from eating to much Chipotle and farting.

Damn! I farted like twice today and it left this fucking disgusting chipotle stain on my underwear!

by Thejimjams December 13, 2010

stain-fold

Wiping one's ass a second time with the same block of toilet paper after folding it over the shit stain

The toilet paper was running out, so I had to do a stain-fold for the last wipe.

by Court Sullivan September 19, 2006