Squimping

When you spit in a guy’s foreskin and rub it around with the spit inside.

- Me and Marla went to squimpville last night, if you know what I mean.

- I don’t know what you mean, what is squimping?
- She pulled back my foreskin, spat in it, closed it, then rubbed it around. You’ve seriously never squimped before?! What a prude!

by gregory3boobs July 5, 2024

Squinching

Verb: The action of lubricating one’s finger with lubricant, lotion and/or a condiment (ie. Ketchup, Mustard, Mayonnaise, etc.), pulling one’s butt cheek aside with the non lubricated hand; while pinching and tugging the poop out of one’s anal cavity, providing immediate gratification and release of bowels.

Dude! I haven’t pooped in eight days! I’m on a squinching streak bro!

by Marqueef2024 July 9, 2024

Quishing

It is a combination of gushing and queefing. A loud moist queef during orgasm.

She got finger fucked so hard she started quishing.

by BIGSLUTTON October 18, 2024

Squidding

Nutting ink
How to squid:Prior to jerking off, stick an open plastic tube down your penis. From this point, carefully pour liquid ink down the tube until you feel that your penis is full. Remove the tube, and be sure to let the ink marinate for some time within the depths of your sacred shaft. You are now free to molest your mighty mollusk. When you nut, your cum will be very dark and ink-like, resembling the fluids released by a squid when they flee from predators

“Did you hear about Jerry? His mom walked in on him choking his chicken and he started squidding all over her!!!”

by Turkey_frotter101 December 18, 2024

Squiding

When 2 men scissor their butt holes

I did some squiding with your dad last night!

by PussySlayerXX69420 December 27, 2024

Squiffing

The act of being drunk and losing control of one's muscle control retaining flatulence

Scott had 3 drinks whilst out to dinner and becoming squiffing on the walk home, releasing tiny puffs of bodily gases as he staggered

by Scottleydog February 26, 2025

Slushing

1. To make or receive money in an absurd, purposeless, or ironically self-aware fashion.
2. To contribute to a meaningless numerical increase for the sake of comedy, nihilism, or internet performance art.

Origin: Popularized by the site growtheslush.com, where users donate money for no reason other than to watch a number go up.

“Elon just paid me $500 for tweeting nonsense. Absolute slushing.”

“Parlays didn't hit. I just got slushed.”

“Everytime someone Venmos me, it feels like a beautiful slush."

“Slush it. See what happens. It's only savings.”

by GhostOfAnEgo May 19, 2025