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See Me Squint

Ejaculating from a great distance at someoone, where the juices land in their eyes causing them to squint.
p1:OMG Did you see that woman on see me squirt, it went in his eye!
p2:I know that was total See Me Squint.
by Anon12345865432 August 26, 2008
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A male who is approximately 5'10", very white, and has an abnormally large nutsack. He also has a penis that is shaped like a laundry basket. He also is hilarious and knows how to bowl like a son of a bitch. Oh and did I forget to say that he can fuck like there is no tomorrow.
GUY: HEY I HEARD YOU HOOKED UP LAST NIGHT?!

GIRL: YEA! I DID! HE WAS A TOTAL SQUINT DICK, HE WENT ALL NIGHT LONGG!!
by Indy K August 5, 2010
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Squint

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Can be used as an insult.
Harry:"yo Tom just checked out your sisters facebook pics, might have a squint"

Tom:"Thats foul, watch some porn or something"

Harry:"Mate too late, i just squinted everywhere!"

Matt:" Piss of you faggot"

Jacko:" I didn't do anything, whats wrong?"

Matt:" sorry im just really stressed"

Jacko: "Have a squint"

Davey:"your hair looks shit"

Alex: "fuck of you little squint"
by Harrykent Jackdogga November 3, 2012
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Squints

Where by a pair of swimming goggles is generously filled with the love juice of a man or woman and then worn by either the last to contribute or the fluffer/sex slave. Unisex and can be enjoyed by a couple, in a group or on ones lonesome.
Are you joining us later for a spot of Squints?
by Lord Mingus August 1, 2010
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Squints

A slang term for Group of Asians.
Did you see that tour bus full of squints at the beach today? Fuck they annoy me!
by Hammy_string June 24, 2009
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Squint

A derogatory term for Orientals. They look like they're always squinting. Possible reasons for evolutionary development include squinting to see they're tiny penises and breasts. And when the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor, they were flying eastward into the sun, so their eyes directly contributed to the deaths of 1400 Americans.
Anthony (Oriental): Shut your Shylock-ass mouth.

Kevin (Caucasian): Shut up, squint!
by SpicyKB October 23, 2008
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Squint squint

Another racial derogatory word for Asians
That squint squint didn't see me coming
by Commander Nevec August 23, 2016
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