squimpy

Someone who is extremely unexcellent. He thinks he is above the fray and takes the morale high ground, but in fact he is worst than the rest.

He's so squimpy!! I can't believe that squimp!!

by Assad November 1, 2008

squice tea

Sqirt soda with a little iced tea

I love my squice tea unlike that gay ass ovaltine mom

by ilikeyourmomtosuckmeallnight October 6, 2009

squimm

acronym for 'smile quietly in my mind'.
generally used in situations that don't warrant a lol or other forms of outrageous laughter.
also used when a person wants to convey that something was smileworthy but doesn't want to use a hyperbole like lol or lmao to cheapen it.
can be used to catch out people on video calls who say lol but dont.

*after being shown cute puppy pics*
GK: lmao wut?
JC: lol
RZ: rofl
SG: squimm
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GK: lol
SG: you didn't laugh out loud.. you just sqiymed (smiled quietly in your mind)

by Gibs the CTS February 21, 2011

Squim

The ejaculate or vagina juice from any animal or human being. Especially when it is real sticky and vicious. Usually has a pungent odor, and you can taste it in the air.

I was doing my girl and got her squim all over me!

by Real Big tasty August 19, 2021

Squire’s-law

Squire’s-law: The most likely cause of an unsolicited offer is its unintended invitation.

Squire’s-law example: Using a search engine for the word ‘definition’, but mistyping and being contacted by a company called ‘deifinition’.

by Googledefs February 11, 2023

Country Squire

A Country Squire is a man who lives on an estate typically in a rural area. They're never alone so long as they have their principles. Country Squires believe in sustainability and living with the earth as opposed to on it by farming, herding, fishing, and utilizing natural resources for survival. Aside from living a somewhat hermit lifestyle Country Squires love their family, neighbors, and respect all women. They are a dying breed.

Rick became a Country Squire after he moved to Montana to homestead.

by rickaroni14 December 7, 2021

Squires

A last name of thieves, drunks and scoundrels. Most are men, with very few females being born to this clan. They generally live on top of barren hills and ridges, in close proximity to chicken farms. They start drinking at 10 years old, and do not stop until death. They are known to say the most nasty things imaginable, but are amazing lovers, yet rarely father children.

Those Squires' from the ridge are hard cases. They stole all me wood that was leanin against me shed.

That Squires just called me a horrible name, and told me I was worthless. He then spit in my mouth. But I still love him.

by ChickenRidge September 8, 2013