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beaker squeaker

A lonely lame boy that tries to have sex with a beaker just so he can say he got some to keep the jocks from calling him gay.
Tim Gay is a beaker squeaker; he sticks his ding dong in beakers and drinks his spadge when he's done. Maybe he is really gay...
by RatchetBoo April 15, 2003
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Speakers are Blasting

Adjective - someone has body odor, the arm pit region in particular.
Yo, put your arms down...your speakers are blasting!
by Big Stee October 18, 2008
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squealer

You will come across at least one of these people in your lifetime...squealer. There are two types of squealers that mean separate things. The social squealer is someone is asked to keep a secret, will instantly betray you. The other type of squealers are people you will date. They are the type of people to scream at anything, like even a cartoon has the potential to scare them.
Example: 1. Social squealer: "Hey Stephanie, just wanted to ask you if you can keep the thing about me and Travis on the low?". "Yeah, yeah your secret is safe with me." The next day the entire school knows because Stephanie is a social squealer, Poor girl.

Example: 2. Squealer boyfriend/girlfriend/friend: "AHHHHHHHH!" "Lizzie, calm down, it's just a water bottle."
"But Steven, the water moved!"
by Majorfool679 May 7, 2017
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squaters

Similar to the "fives" rule on seats. However, with fives, you can only save your seat for five minutes. Calling squaters means that you can save your seat unless you sit down somewhere else. The moment your ass touches another seat, squaters is ended, and the first seat becomes available.
Bob: "shit my phone is ringing, but i dont want to lose my seat..."
gets up to answer phone, and someone steals his seat
Jack:"He should have called squaters"
by The Jewman November 20, 2007
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sneaky sneakers

While doing a girl from behind, right before you cum you snap her neck and steal her sneakers.
Man those those shoes are awesome where'd you get 'em. I sneaky sneakers this bitch last night, rightous 'eh.
by Eric the pediphile April 18, 2010
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Spastic Squeaker

A Spastic Squeaker is a type of person who always Squeaks when they talk, they also refuse being called a Squeaker.

most Squeakers are very retarded and they act like spastics all they time, they make fucking retarded body movements, sounds such as a fucking pterodactyl and make really dumb and retarded faces.

These fags are mostly found playing games such as Call Of Duty, Fortnite and Overwatch, they are also ultra common in a school playground or even any playground.
Sceptic: "HeY guYs ThAnks FOr The DOO NOO
28 year old in chat: " Kid you're fucking seven shut up you fucking spastic squeaker".
Sceptic: " REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
by McKFC February 2, 2019
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fortnite squeaker

A child that plays the dead video game released 2017, Fortnite. The difference that separates regular Fortnite kid from the fortnite squeaker is the Fortnite squeaker's squeaky-ness because. Their voice is often very annoying from this squeaky-ness. They won't back down from an argument and blame their mistakes on the rest of the team.
by Will Pigcraft June 13, 2022
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