The Spooke

A creature of art and memes, only coming out when injustice is wrought upon those it cares for. Beware the Spooke.

The Spooke is coming, hide the sticks!

by AllyTheGayKatto December 7, 2019

Spooked

When having sex the knob slips out and slips in the bum

Last night Peter spooked me

by Bigboypeter April 30, 2019

Double Spook

When you have a situation or have a day in which there are multiple layers of "spookiness" occurring simultaneously.

"Its Friday the 13th on the week of 9/11, thats double spooky".

by Some Guy who wrote about September 13, 2019

Spook Hung

The act of being so hungover it's fucking spooky!

"I'm spook hung rn, please send help - and ibuprofen."

by dossod May 18, 2018

Spook

A term used to describe a person who is weird but doesn't accept their weirdness and instead tries to fit in and be normal. A marker of a Spook would be that if they turned out to be a lizard in disguise you wouldn't be overly surprised.

Spook: 'Hey broski... you want to go and grab a... beer, at the local bar?'
You: 'You don't drink and would rather be at the cinema, wanna do that instead?'
Spook: 'No, no... I really wanna be out with the boys.' *Produces a 'Me and boys' meme*
You: 'You're such a spook.'

by manlikescotty February 7, 2020

genuine spook

when you get a genuine spook your cock grows insanely large

Some guy: woah shit man, you just gave me a genuine spook

by qwetyuiop[ April 12, 2017

You Got Spooked Boi

What you would tell your friend after you scare them.

You: (to your friend) "BOOO!"
Friend: -screams-"AAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!"
You: "You Got Spooked Boi!"

by therealistmintoreos21 May 9, 2017