Incomprehensible road safety acronym from the 1970s. Apparently:
find a SAFE place to cross
Stand on the PAVEMENT
LOOK for traffic
IF traffic is coming, let it pass
When there is NO traffic near, walk across the road
KEEP looking and listening for traffic as you cross
find a SAFE place to cross
Stand on the PAVEMENT
LOOK for traffic
IF traffic is coming, let it pass
When there is NO traffic near, walk across the road
KEEP looking and listening for traffic as you cross
"Shit, I forgot to SPLINK!"
"If he hadn't spent so much time SPLINKING he might not have got run over."
"Bring back Jimmy Saville."
"You SPLINK me right round baby right round like a record baby right round round round."
"Sweet SPLINKs are made of these, who am I to disagree?"
"SPLINKmas time, Misseltoe and wine, children SPLINKING Christian ryhme, with logs on the fire and SPLINK on the tree..."
"Mary loves SPLINK."
"If he hadn't spent so much time SPLINKING he might not have got run over."
"Bring back Jimmy Saville."
"You SPLINK me right round baby right round like a record baby right round round round."
"Sweet SPLINKs are made of these, who am I to disagree?"
"SPLINKmas time, Misseltoe and wine, children SPLINKING Christian ryhme, with logs on the fire and SPLINK on the tree..."
"Mary loves SPLINK."
by SPLINKROXORZTEHBIGONE January 4, 2008
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Her: What, those girl-power memes I post every day are a way of my compensating for the lack of confidence I have in myself? Why don't you shut up and quit man-splaining it to me?
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A splint dick occurs when someone can't get an erection on their own and attempts to fool the girl into thinking they're hard by tying two Popsicle sticks to either side of their penis like a splint
by Stein Man May 4, 2008
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by Neil Mahoney August 27, 2007
Get the sploinburger mug.The act of placing an index finger on top or beside the shaft of one's penis in order to please a woman with an abnormally large vagina; typically a necessary action while fornicating with a promiscuous woman.
"Man, you're gonna go after Tina? Having sex with her must be like throwing an hot dog down a hallway."
"That aint matta, I'll just splint her."
"That aint matta, I'll just splint her."
by James P. Masterson January 6, 2009
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an evolution of the word innit developed in the Swale/Medway region of Kent (south-east England)
an evolution of the word innit developed in the Swale/Medway region of Kent (south-east England)
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"splinnit"
please note: Unlike the word 'innit', 'splinnit' cannot be followed up by itself, it must instead be followed by 'innit'
e.g.
"Have you seen my new sound system? Splinnit"
"Innit"
"splinnit"
please note: Unlike the word 'innit', 'splinnit' cannot be followed up by itself, it must instead be followed by 'innit'
e.g.
"Have you seen my new sound system? Splinnit"
"Innit"
by Chza January 5, 2006
Get the splinnit mug.A veteran move to say the least. Often used after a long night of alcohol consumption. When a gentleman's erection is non-existent, he places his index finger under his limp noodle to "splint" it in order to succesfully guide it into his partners vagina in hope that once inside, he will wake up and perform.
"Man I was so wasted last night that I had to go with the finger splint. Even then I couldn't get it up! Needless to say, I was embarassed.....but not as much as she was!"
by Neilbra November 15, 2006
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