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splink

Incomprehensible road safety acronym from the 1970s. Apparently:

find a SAFE place to cross
Stand on the PAVEMENT
LOOK for traffic
IF traffic is coming, let it pass
When there is NO traffic near, walk across the road
KEEP looking and listening for traffic as you cross
"Shit, I forgot to SPLINK!"

"If he hadn't spent so much time SPLINKING he might not have got run over."

"Bring back Jimmy Saville."

"You SPLINK me right round baby right round like a record baby right round round round."

"Sweet SPLINKs are made of these, who am I to disagree?"

"SPLINKmas time, Misseltoe and wine, children SPLINKING Christian ryhme, with logs on the fire and SPLINK on the tree..."

"Mary loves SPLINK."
by SPLINKROXORZTEHBIGONE January 4, 2008
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man-splaining

A term a woman uses when she feels that she is losing an argument to a man and takes the cowardly route of the victim card.
Her: What, those girl-power memes I post every day are a way of my compensating for the lack of confidence I have in myself? Why don't you shut up and quit man-splaining it to me?
by JustnIst October 11, 2020
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Splint Dick

A splint dick occurs when someone can't get an erection on their own and attempts to fool the girl into thinking they're hard by tying two Popsicle sticks to either side of their penis like a splint
Robert ate too much spaghetti and couldnt get a boner, but still fooled Linda with his splint dick
by Stein Man May 4, 2008
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sploinburger

A word used when an expletive is deemed too harsh and you need a quick escape word to help you out. It's a substitue word.
"You are such a sploinburger"
by Neil Mahoney August 27, 2007
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splint

The act of placing an index finger on top or beside the shaft of one's penis in order to please a woman with an abnormally large vagina; typically a necessary action while fornicating with a promiscuous woman.
"Man, you're gonna go after Tina? Having sex with her must be like throwing an hot dog down a hallway."

"That aint matta, I'll just splint her."
by James P. Masterson January 6, 2009
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splinnit

'splendid innit' (see definition of innit)

an evolution of the word innit developed in the Swale/Medway region of Kent (south-east England)
"Weatherspoons has just dropped the price of Fosters"
"splinnit"

please note: Unlike the word 'innit', 'splinnit' cannot be followed up by itself, it must instead be followed by 'innit'
e.g.
"Have you seen my new sound system? Splinnit"
"Innit"
by Chza January 5, 2006
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Finger Splint

A veteran move to say the least. Often used after a long night of alcohol consumption. When a gentleman's erection is non-existent, he places his index finger under his limp noodle to "splint" it in order to succesfully guide it into his partners vagina in hope that once inside, he will wake up and perform.
"Man I was so wasted last night that I had to go with the finger splint. Even then I couldn't get it up! Needless to say, I was embarassed.....but not as much as she was!"
by Neilbra November 15, 2006
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