The sound of your unwashed ass shitting in the shower. The glack of the turd slipping out, the sap of it against the pure white porcelain followed by the splat of schloppy fecal matter all over your ankles.
Sorry I took so long, I had to waffle stomp the remnants of my glack, slap and splat down the drain.
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by boom-splat rookie December 24, 2011
Get the Boom-Splat mug.When an open topped vehicle hits a deer at speed causing the passengers to be splattered with bile, blood and urine from the deer
Q. What’s he covered in?!
A. He was riding the rollercoaster when a deer stepped out in front of the carriage and he was sprayed in its bile and piss!
R. That’s one ultimate deer splat!
A. He was riding the rollercoaster when a deer stepped out in front of the carriage and he was sprayed in its bile and piss!
R. That’s one ultimate deer splat!
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noun
The act of acting innocent, shy, cute and/or miserable for attention ons social media and denying you're doing it.
noun
The act of acting innocent, shy, cute and/or miserable for attention ons social media and denying you're doing it.
Wow, he posts that artwork and says it's bad, but he knows it isn't. He probably want people to compliment him. Clearly a solid case of Splat-Attack syndrome
by Mr Malt February 9, 2018
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pretending to be cute or shy like making a nice painting and telling everyone its garbage to get attention from others.
Yesterday he kept going on about his bad handwriting even though it was fine and everyone tried to comfort him. definitely a case of splat-attack syndrome
by definitely not dreg February 17, 2018
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