Splarge

A word used by teens in Britain. It's really a stupid and pointless words that idiots use to sound cool when in reality they sound like freaks.

Me: Hi David!!
David: Splarge!!
Me:...wtf!!?
David:.........i love you?..

by Fruffy Mittens March 22, 2011

splunge

To take a big shit.

I need to go splunge.

by Dan April 4, 2004

splunge

When You take a shit and a big splash of toilet water comes up and hits your ass.

Dude, I just got splunged.

by nate1993 April 13, 2006

splang

A splang is another name for a cannabis joint. Probably a mix of the words 'spliff' and 'jang', can also be lengthened to 'splaringe' if the speaker is going out of their way to be obscure.

"this club is pants, i'm gonna nip outside and skan a splang"

by natrl March 25, 2010

spangelaton

stuff cheese likes

17:06:38 <cheese> i like it like i like spangelaton

by Trevis September 17, 2003

spange

The collection of change from Spanish people.

Destiny wanted some spange, so she asked a Spanish laddie for cinco denarro in front of kmart

by dizz mcfunk October 17, 2008

Splunge

Like a brainfart, but more flurbly.

Sorry about that, I think my brain went splunge for a moment.

by Dr. Optika March 17, 2004