Sphincteritis

A viral infestation of asshole behavior. Extremely ubiquitous. No known cure but sure working on one.

Jeff was suffering from a severe case of sphincteritis

by Dr. AntiSphincter May 17, 2010

, sphincter

Use when writing a compound sentence.

I was walking down the sidewalk, sphincter then bam horse rape!

by [e-mail] March 15, 2015

sphinctickler

A finger or man made device shaped like a penis that is used to tickle then penetrate a persons asshole.

My girl used a sphinctickler on me last night and I practically went through the ceiling.

by JoeyBomm July 21, 2020

Cerebral Sphincter

The valve at the base of the brain that restricts or allows thoughts to become words. The Cerebral Sphincter is undeveloped in small children and also in idiots.

Older sister, "MOM!! Sissy just tole that lady that she was a Fatty!!" Mom, "It's ok honey, Sissy's Cerebral Sphincter isn't fully formed yet."

That guys Cerebral Sphincter must be broken, he say's anything that pops into his mind. It's like he has oral diarrhea.

by Wordmeister Brew August 22, 2011

Sphincter Flutter

The expulsion of intestinal gas that causes one's sphincter to vibrate thereby causeing an audible sound. Also see Fart.

Newt consumed massive amounts of Hot Wings and produced a magninfcent amount of sphincter flutter.

by Yuri Pendorov June 11, 2005

sphincter girl

A female that takes it up the ass and loves it.

Karen got her ass stretched out last night she's a total sphincter girl.

by Vic of the North May 15, 2008

sphincter

Circular muscle in the anus; can be developed in gay anal sex receivers to clamp down on the penis and give pleasure to the giver, often making them ejaculate, depending on the skill of the receiver.

Peter Goesinya always like to fuck Chuck because Chuck's sphincter muscle had been well trained and was always used at just the right time.

by Richard Black April 12, 2005