Although widely known as a dance from 2007 created by Soulja Boy Tellem, the phrase also refers to male masturbation. The reason it is known as such is because the penis is similar to a solider with its helmet, and it is cranked like a crankshaft during masturbation.
by AtlMandingo April 1, 2009

Term used when a piece of online media (videos, movies, show, videogames,etc) is displayed in a lower resolusion or experiencing lag.
by gradra March 9, 2024

by Tacotruck0112 February 27, 2025

Millie: I just downloaded some songs by Soulja Boy!
Bobby: Intentionally?
Millie: Yea why?
Bobby: Well you can either listen to his music or get your ears raped by an angry gorilla. Basically the same thing.
Millie: Oh.
Bobby: Intentionally?
Millie: Yea why?
Bobby: Well you can either listen to his music or get your ears raped by an angry gorilla. Basically the same thing.
Millie: Oh.
by Le magnifique Gatsby October 4, 2024

Mark was in the school bathroom. He didn't feel so good so he gained a crank that Soulja Boy and had to eject semen out of his fluids so bad it hit two teachers in the face.
by Raspberry Necessary 35 January 9, 2022

The man who created Hip Hop. Influenced every rapper that has ever touched a mic. He created most of the things known to man.
by Rapexpert June 21, 2021

John: Help me!
Kelly: Nah, dude, I'm just busy trying to get this thing off me, but it keeps forcing me to Crank That Soulja Boy, and therefore I am unable to. I'm sorry!
Kelly: Nah, dude, I'm just busy trying to get this thing off me, but it keeps forcing me to Crank That Soulja Boy, and therefore I am unable to. I'm sorry!
by Mileyjonesthepizzafan July 10, 2022
