Seattle Sombrero

When you dip your uncircumcised penis into a cup of coffee, and then stretch it over another persons nose.

My friend kept falling asleep at work, so i gave him a little "seattle sombrero" to get him through the day!

by Lil Bussy September 27, 2022

misty sombrero

When you get in a tickle fight with your buddy and he laughs so hard it makes him pee a little, but you have a hat on to prevent splashback.

Oh man, that was some misty sombrero!

by boomdang February 10, 2023

polish sombrero

Paper toilet seat cover used in public restrooms.

That toilet sees a lot of use, be sure to use a Polish sombrero to protect your skin.

by eggdrop03 September 21, 2023

Golden Sombrero

Verb
-When a woman pisses all over a male companions head when she's on her period.

Owen to Louis
"Dude, I had to shower for hours after my girl gave me a Golden Sombrero

by Samual Adam's June 26, 2024

El_Davy_Como_Taco_Sombrero

That's a davy with a taco and a sombrero

Dude, thats to El_Davy_Como_Taco_Sombrero!

by JelleJoe March 2, 2017

Put A Sombrero On It

Another way of saying put a rubber on it.

My grandpa would say “Mijo put a sombrero on it” after he met my new girlfriend.

by Whitemexicann May 26, 2021

Phenix City Sombrero

When a trashy white girl eats Taco Bell then gets jizzed in her asshole by her brothers, cousins, uncles, and close friends then let’s it marinate for a good 20 - 30 mins. Then she voids all excrement leaving a delicious nut stained Mexican delicacy.

Damn Darlene… I really have a hankerin’ for another one of them “deeeeeeluctible”Phenix city Sombreros. Call up the boys sweetheart. Aye! Aye! Aye!

by LordofLadonia August 7, 2022