When a person is having a masturbation session, they are about to blow their load, but they haven't got something to unload into, they pick up a dirty sock and blow the load into it. They forget it's lying there for weeks, and the cum makes the sock harden like cardboard.
Tom: Dude, what is up with that smelly sock?
Jeffrey: Dude, I was lazy, I blew my big load into that sock last week and it's like cardboard now.
Tom: Cardboard socks!
Jeffrey: Dude, I was lazy, I blew my big load into that sock last week and it's like cardboard now.
Tom: Cardboard socks!
by PulsarIrish October 27, 2007
by Corey Daul August 21, 2021
Those white and blue/pink striped socks femboys wear. Seeing as how a vast majority of programmers are joked to be furries or femboys, that's where this saying gets it's origin.
Twink A: Babe you look really good in your programmer socks, wanna put them on for me?
Twink B: Sure! UwU
Twink B: Sure! UwU
by AlecButActuallyLance May 04, 2022
Used socks that really reek -- they make your closet (and the wash room when you finally launder the fuckers) smell like there's a dead rat behind the wall.
PISS YOU!!! I can smell that you have these stupid motherfucking dead socks in your clothes basket in that closet!!!
by Telephony August 19, 2013
a sock that has been ejaculated into so many times that it must be laid to rest. further more burned or thrown away.
by CHIDDY BANG September 10, 2013
Patrick Swayze - "I was out at the Double Deuce last night and, ironically, had to take a greasy deuce. I rushed into the bathroom, harpooned a log in the toilet only to find there was no toilet paper. I took off my shoe and did the only thing I could think of, Chocolate Sock."
Random Dude - "Ya I was wondering why you left the bar with one sock on."
Random Dude - "Ya I was wondering why you left the bar with one sock on."
by Dangerstache October 06, 2009
To use the sock that you are wearing to clean up a small spill on the floor.
Lazier and quicker then getting a towel.
Lazier and quicker then getting a towel.
After spilling some coffee on the kitchen floor, Doug performed a sock mop and that kept his girlfriend happy.
by Richard Wadington December 12, 2008