Sober Munchies

2. Experiencing a random extreme hunger, while being completely sober. Usually occurs in the middle of the night.

*all-nighter of homeworks*
-Ah mannnn, Got me a case of the sober munchies brb
-k
-ummm numnumnummm.

by RockstarYoshi March 4, 2013

wisconsin sober

sober / abstaining from all substances except for alcohol

1: hey man, do you wanna hit this blunt?
2: oh actually i’m wisconsin sober

1: oh cool dude, i’ll grab you a brewski!

by mistersalamander July 30, 2023

Sober-minded

So´ber-mind`ed
a. 1. Having a disposition or temper habitually sober.

b. 2. self-controlled

adjective
rational; sensible.

However many sober-minded scientists felt that this criticism was irrelevant.

A person who is studious and logical is an example of someone who would be described as sober-minded.

by Jcatralina December 12, 2012

sober shades

sunglasses with dark lenses so you cannot see someone's eyes worn to make someone look sober

bro, i need my sober shades you can tell im not sober.

by weed doctor November 23, 2011

sober as a stone

you’re stone cold sober

steve harvey : yo man are you on something?
bill gates: i’m as sober as a stone bro!

by stoneluver January 19, 2021

Sober Soldier

A person who remains sober at a party to ensure the safety of their friend by preventing them from commiting stupid acts involving violence, drugs and sex.

Bro heading out to an acid party with mona can you be my sober soldier?

sure bro!

by PMOSLICE December 16, 2009

savannah sober

Post on social media that you’re done with the drinking, coke and bar hopping. Make a post 4-5 times a week saying how much better you feel being sober. Show up at the bar 2 weeks later drinking and doing doing blow.

“ I thought Stephanie was sober”
“That bitch is just Savannah Sober”

by Myles1628 July 8, 2022