Fail Snail

A situation in which a person has failed but it takes them a really long time to realize why they failed.

Guy: "Ahahahaha"

Girl: "What did I do wrong?"

Guy: "Wow, you're really slow aren't you? You're a Fail Snail!"

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010

Like A Snail

Meaning anthing from awesome, to stupid. This saying is also kinda like "like a boss".

Bout to get some new kicks, like a snail!

by Rich Tickles March 24, 2011

Tickle the snail

Rubbing the clit with the index finger.

Guy: "Where the hell were you last night?!"
Girl: (giggles) "I was tickling my girlfriend's snail."
Guy: "What?!"
Girl: "You know... (motions with index finger) tickle the snail."

by Audrey Alexis October 1, 2010

Snail Trail

A trail of hair from a belly button down to the pubic hair region, usually found on males.

That is one hairy snail trail you've got .

by Hairysnail March 22, 2017

Snail Trail

When a naked girl who is a la moist slides up (or down) a man's chest leaving a slimy yet shiny streak of vagina juice.

We were 69'ing for a couple minutes but then she slide down towards my wiener and left a foot long snail trail.

by Mosh1200 June 26, 2012

Butt Snail

A Butt Snail is when a male cums into females ass then she drags her bum on the ground like dog leaving a trail of cum

I heard that Breanne is such a Butt Snail

by Getsmashed41010 January 24, 2019

snail chug

One who after having anal sex with a man feeds the cum out of the condom into the other mans mouth

tom totally got fucked in the ass and then snail chugged that shit

by jayson087 May 17, 2008