smashed analcado

The foul mess smeared around the anus and buttocks area after a heavy session of anal sex (often post-curry); resembling the consistency of smashed avocado.

She staggered to the bathroom, the air putrid, nursing a back-end smeared with smashed analcado.

by Zonal K June 25, 2018

SUSHED

To get fucked in every possible position a person can imagine

Hey I'm so tired. I just got sushed

by Cripple 12 February 23, 2010

Smashed assholes

The someone looks. When lookong like "death" is an understaement and you need to go a few steps further.

Did you not sleep last night?? You look like a bag of smashed assholes!!

by Canthandlethistruth June 28, 2016

smashed face

An intense adjective used to describe something pleasant or nice. Could pertain to a feeling, a smell, someones appearance, etc. The complete opposite of "smashed ass."

I feel like smashed face.

Yummy, something smells like smashed face!!

Your dad looks like smashed face.

Smashed face pertains:
feeling: I love you <3333
Smell: mmmm!! mom's home made baked cookies!!
appearance: Man!! is she hot or what?!

by Caitlin13579 March 12, 2008

smashed crab

The way you look and feel after a big night.

I feel like a smashed crab, I shouldn't have had those last 8 drinks.

by Melissa Yardley September 4, 2003

p-smashed

the combo of plastered and smashed meaning getting overly fucked up on alcoholic beverages. Started in St. Louis from a misunderstanding on a phone call. Used mostly by the Bro race.

"Dude, lets go over to our bro Chad's house and get soooooo P-Smashed that we can't drive our Civics!"

by Mikesturbator January 2, 2009

Smashed its back doors in

To impale a hot woman

2011 Fest. The Hammel. AD. Tane. Luger. He smashed its back doors in!!

by Jim Furyk, FedEx 2010 October 10, 2011