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spocker shocker

Two in the gooh and two in the pooh.
You could see that girl was just asking for the Spocker Shocker.
by AmyRez January 16, 2007
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poser smoker

someone who will say that they smoke (weed or cigs) and will allways talk about it and say that they smoke. They will actually bring some to school or whaere ever and tell every body that they have it,because no one who actually smokes will be such a dumbass to bring weed to school. They will also come to school pretend "high". You can tell by what they call weed or bowls, becase a poser smoker will call a bowl a pipe and/or weed dope.
"Hey Billy I got some dope"
"It's called weed dumbass"
"Well, look at my new pipe"
"Whatever fagot your the biggest poser smoker ever"
by muffinman8793 May 14, 2009
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Super Shocker

Two In the pink and one in the stink, plus a thumb on the clit(that's what makes it super)> A total of 4 fingers is invovled, all 5 if she's loose.
The Super Shocker is way more effective than a regular shocker.
by Anthony ESQ. September 18, 2006
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Pole smoker

One who enjoys the act of sucking random penises and does so on a frequent basis.
by Harry Bagpipe May 14, 2004
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the shocker

during sex, inserting index, and middle finger into a womans vagina, while simaltaniously folding the ring finger, and inserting the pinkey into her anus.
two for the pink, one for the stink
by Spadge March 8, 2003
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spocker

Inserting two fingers in the vagina, and two fingers in the asshole of a girl. Your hand is in the shape of the "live long and prosper" sign that Mr. Spock gives.
by Anonymous January 26, 2003
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Smoker's Cough

A cough often produced by smokers, created by excess phlegm in the esophagus. The sound created is loud and harsh, and grabs the attention of nearby people.
Bob 1: I didn't know you smoked, Bob 2...

Bob 2: Yes. I'm trying to get a Smoker's Cough.

Bob 1: That's fucking ridiculous. Why?

Bob 2: Just because.
by Greggha June 19, 2008
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