by AmyRez January 16, 2007
Get the spocker shocker mug.someone who will say that they smoke (weed or cigs) and will allways talk about it and say that they smoke. They will actually bring some to school or whaere ever and tell every body that they have it,because no one who actually smokes will be such a dumbass to bring weed to school. They will also come to school pretend "high". You can tell by what they call weed or bowls, becase a poser smoker will call a bowl a pipe and/or weed dope.
"Hey Billy I got some dope"
"It's called weed dumbass"
"Well, look at my new pipe"
"Whatever fagot your the biggest poser smoker ever"
"It's called weed dumbass"
"Well, look at my new pipe"
"Whatever fagot your the biggest poser smoker ever"
by muffinman8793 May 14, 2009
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Two In the pink and one in the stink, plus a thumb on the clit(that's what makes it super)> A total of 4 fingers is invovled, all 5 if she's loose.
by Anthony ESQ. September 18, 2006
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Get the Pole smoker mug.during sex, inserting index, and middle finger into a womans vagina, while simaltaniously folding the ring finger, and inserting the pinkey into her anus.
by Spadge March 8, 2003
Get the the shocker mug.Inserting two fingers in the vagina, and two fingers in the asshole of a girl. Your hand is in the shape of the "live long and prosper" sign that Mr. Spock gives.
by Anonymous January 26, 2003
Get the spocker mug.A cough often produced by smokers, created by excess phlegm in the esophagus. The sound created is loud and harsh, and grabs the attention of nearby people.
Bob 1: I didn't know you smoked, Bob 2...
Bob 2: Yes. I'm trying to get a Smoker's Cough.
Bob 1: That's fucking ridiculous. Why?
Bob 2: Just because.
Bob 2: Yes. I'm trying to get a Smoker's Cough.
Bob 1: That's fucking ridiculous. Why?
Bob 2: Just because.
by Greggha June 19, 2008
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