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slurp burst

When one individual inserts an unwrapped starburst candy into an other individual's genital orifice and retrieve the candy through oral stimulation.
Yah bitch, slurp burst that sweetness out ma star!!!
by imma sofa king we tah did January 24, 2009
mugGet the slurp burstmug.

Slurp The Burger

An illicit sexual act where one ramrods raw hamburger meat into a vagina then proceeds to eat said meat out of the vagina with or without ejaculate present.
Shannon let Richard slurp the burger. It was legen... Wait for it. Dary! "Man Dicks really got issues"
by "The" Hamburglar December 22, 2010
mugGet the Slurp The Burgermug.

slurping the jello

slurping the jello is when a woman (or man) randomly rips off a mans pants and proceeds to sucking his soft dick. this with eventually lead to a boner but while you are still making him hard it is considered slurping jello.
hoe 1: so last night i had eric over and while we were watching a movie i ripped off his pants and started slurping the jello on him

hoe 2: oh my god no way i've always wanted to
by fuckmaster305 July 13, 2010
mugGet the slurping the jellomug.

Slurp Juice

Simalar to the 69 this is a sex position where you shove your entire head in your partners v hole/ and or eurethra and start eating them out like a mother fucker.
You: Soooo are you kinky?
Her: yeah I’ll show you, * jumps head first into your dick and starts doing the slurp juice
You: Has uncontrollable organism for the next month
by Alex The Smasher May 14, 2018
mugGet the Slurp Juicemug.

Slurp off

The slurp off is a sex act. Similar to a blowjob, getting slurped off involves one's tounge being stuffed down the receiver's dickhole and proceeding to lick/slurp around within the testicles. The act of slurping off is illegal in 51 states.
Martin will Slurp off people for a quarter an hour.
by j9977 December 14, 2013
mugGet the Slurp offmug.

slurp monkey

Suck ass; one who takes brown nosing to a new level.
Look at that brown ring around rob's neck. he is such a slurp monkey.
by The Stiffis October 3, 2007
mugGet the slurp monkeymug.

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