I watch babies sleeping

The catch phrase of beloved superhero Awkward Creepy Old Man (ACOM)

It must be ACOM!

by hhhhhhhl June 22, 2011

Sleeping Suzie

Plugging your butthole with the nose of sleeping friend/family member/whomever you please

Late at night i enjoy pulling sleeping suzies on my sister

by Zth The Wild thang October 16, 2006

Indoor Sledding

To please a woman with your hand, mainly by inserting it somehow into the vagina itself.

Oh shit I love it when you go indoor sledding.

by shane November 13, 2003

sleeping papers

During school, you crumple up a few papers and place them in the back of your binder, then open your binder to the front, place your head on the paper, and you have an extremely comfortable pillow. These papers are usually old and unnecessary for the rest of the year.

"Use that old sheet for some sleeping papers! Itll give you a good sleep during english"

by ednamw April 2, 2010

Sleeping Off

When someone is masturbating in their sleep.

Miranda: "Elias isn't at school because he's probably doing his two favorite things - sleeping and masturbating."
David: "He's probably doing them at the same time. He's sleeping off!"

by Rain Panda March 12, 2011

sleeping giant

(n.) A calm, yet powerful force that is stupidly challenged by lesser forces who believe the calm nature of this power will succum to visciousness.

See awaken a sleeping giant

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

sleeping in the centre of a double bed

one of the coolest things EVER!!!

I love being able to sleep in the centre of a double bed and not have any stinky losers beside me

by Jizzles March 16, 2003