Slackwalking

The act of unconsciously or semi-consciously sending Slack messages late at night, often while half-asleep. Characterized by waking up the next morning to find an unexpected or intricate series of messages sent to colleagues or teammates, usually requiring explanation or damage control.

I woke up to twenty Slack notifications from myself. Turns out I was slackwalking last night.

by liam3333 September 30, 2025

young blackjack

A new entry level PDA cellular device provided by Cingular Wireless now the new at&t you're world delivered.

Customer: "Yo, man, ya'all got that young blackjack?"

Sales Consultant: "The what?"

Customer: "You know man, that new blackjack cellular phone, son!"

Sales Consultant: "Oh... yes, we have the blackjack cellular phone."

by right across from diamond wireless July 25, 2007

Sobbing Slapjack

When you TiVo the Humane Society commercial featuring Sarah McLaughlin and play it on loop while cranking it.

"For pennies a day, you could end this shame spiral of sobbing slapjacks AND animal euthanization. PENNIES. A. DAY."

by AardvarkParade July 12, 2012

Playing Blackjack on the Toilet

When someone is on the shitter, and is ripping ass so badly that it sounds like cards being shuffled.

Sounds like my dad is Playing Blackjack on the Toilet again. I guess I'll use the bathroom downstairs.

by Unbeknownst'd've May 16, 2025

Dr. Slickback

Dr Slickback: a person in a seat of authority who flaunts his power and thinks he's super important, and has thinning hair, a comb over, or is entirely bald. Usually between the ages of 42-59.

Man #1: Man, did you hear that Dr. Slickback Richards go on and on and on about himself during the meeting?
Man #2: I know! He is such an ass!

by Foolish Mortal November 3, 2011